Spoof news snippets from Thursday 13 June 2013
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Army Chief: More cuts may put UK in danger.....of what, with our open door policy who needs the army anyway?
Kate to launch ship
The Stepford Princess will launch the Royal Princess before going into hiding before the birth.
14 Year-Old Teenie Bopper Declares her Love for Rock Star
Renee Felece 14, has fallen hard for British's hottest new Top 40 pop star Dale Stuart, after seeing him live in concert at The Civic Center, Friday night. Her love is entering it's second week.