Spoof news snippets from Thursday 13 June 2013
Cut it out!
Army Chief: More cuts may put UK in danger.....of what, with our open door policy who needs the army anyway?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 13 June 2013
Kate to launch ship
The Stepford Princess will launch the Royal Princess before going into hiding before the birth.
written by John_L, 13 June 2013