Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 11 June 2013
Cross Dressing throughout history - part 2
Historians have found that short-arsed French King, Louis VI had the stiletto invented so people couldn't see he was short. They became popular in the royal court and were known as 'Court Shoes'.
"On yer 'ead my son!"
Heading a ball can cause brain damage...strewth, to think all these years I naturally assumed footballers were hand picked neanderthals!
NASA Wants The Moonsuit Back
NASA has said that the person who stole Neil Armstrong's moon spacesuit can return it no questions asked...well maybe just one or seven.
Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio Heading Down Mexico Way
The self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio says he may move to Mexico in order to eliminate the middle man.
Mitt Romney Flip Flops and Said He's Glad He Lost
Mitt Romney has stated that upon reflection he is glad he lost the 2012 presidential election. He pointed out that he does not think that he could have taken all of the Mormon jokes.
Liberace Had A Secondary Instrument
It is being reported that famed pianist Liberace, who was ten times gayer than Clay Aiken, was also very good on the mouth organ (harmonica).
French Lick, Indiana Gives Some Lip Service
The city of French Lick, Indiana has just issued a directive that prohibits any students in grades 1 through 12 from French kissing during school hours.
The Dancing Super Mama
Nadya Suleman, AKA OctoMom has stated that she wants to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. The producers told her that her boobs are too big.