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Unicorns keep in touch

Finally, Unicorns have got with the modern age, with a now 100% coverage of the unicorn population on Virgin Mobil. "We've had a lot of horn pierced phones returned," said Branson.

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Unicorn obesity problem

The unicorn obesity problem has been averted thanks to them signing up in droves to Virgin Active. "Even horny creatures need to get fit," said Richard Branson.

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Unicorn set to be the first mythical creature in space

A unicorn has put it's name down to go into space. "Naturally, it chose Virgin Galactic," said Richard Branson. "We're the only company with horn proof suits."

written by IainB, 10 June 2013
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Unicorn credit

High street shops are bracing themselves as Unicorns get ready to spend spend spend now that they have all signed up to Virgin credit cards. "Our best rates are for mythical creatures," said Branson.

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Unicorns finally take to the air

Unicorns have now followed their illustrious cousin, Pegasus, into the air. Their preferred airline is Virgin. "It must be our seats," said Richard Branson.

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Unicorn internet

When Unicorns want to get online, a recent survey has shown that they unanimously choose Virgin Broadband. "Great!" said Richard Branson.

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Unicorn train travel

Richard Branson has announced an increase of 500% of the number of unicorns travelling by Virgin Rail. "They love us," he said.

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Unicorn plague at Virgin Media's headquarters

Virgin Media headquarters in London have been inundated with a plague of unicorns. "They're attracted to virgins," said Branson. "And our office is the only one in London."

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Alex Jones Claims Watford a "False Flag"

"There's no way any actual town would need that many Nandos's" He raged.

written by Potholes_in_my_Lawn, 10 June 2013
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Kissinger Gives Lasting Impression of Watford as he Leaves Bilderberg

"I thought I'd died and gone to hell."

written by Potholes_in_my_Lawn, 10 June 2013
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