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French Continue to Strike!

The French are still out protesting against what they feel is unfair treatment by someone. "It's day 178", says one striker. "The problem here is that somewhere along the line we have forgotten why!"

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Ad Agencies Finally Starting to Get Social

Billboard signs all over the U.S. "Drop in for a cup of Joe, you hear!"

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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200-Year-old Seattle Man Catches Big Fish

I'm sorry. That should read "200 pound fish catches Seattle Man!" "Seattle Man Catches 200 Big Fish" 200-year-old-fish caught by Minnesota man using sky hook with snake bait.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Does Obama have authority to undo Obamacare?

"I cannot say yes or no until I have completely read what I said", replies the President.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Oil Set for Biggest Weekly Jump Since April

With Wall Street right behind!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Health care in limbo: What does it mean for you and your employer?

Probably a slow lingering death if the government doesn't quit fighting over it and tell us what's up...especially the 'Docs'.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Goats invade San Francisco airport to prevent fires

I bet you're like me and thought that it was bears that helped prevent forest or airport fires for that matter.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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12 odd pain relief tricks that work for men!

Number One: Have wife remove all her clothes for twenty-four hours.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Oklahoma homeowner hogties burglary suspect

ASPCA objects. May bring suit over tying hog to burglar!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Iceland proposal would grant Snowden citizenship

Thus far, Iceland is the only country that hasn't given Snowden the cold shoulder.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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African Union Suspends Egypt Over President Ouster

"The former President's name was Morsi, not Ouster", says spokesman for new government. "Shows how much the African Union knows."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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.........putting it about!

Dismembered woman's identity known by Police.....in London, Yorkshire, Wales, Scotland,Deven and Northern Ireland.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 July 2013
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.....hang 'em high!

A third of children think about suicide by age 16....sounds about right, living in GB circa 2013 is enough to do that to any age group!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 July 2013
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Next hot trend: Mini smartphones

"They will appear as an ordinary everyday secret decoder ring", says company spokesman.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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U.S. firms jump on London burger bandwagon

"Come try out our McBlood Pudding", advertises one chain!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Lawn Chair Man Has New Career

When Ed Buck lost half his helium balloons flying his lawn chair but he landed OK. However his screams made him suck in all the helium. Buck's luck changed Friday, as he's now the voice on 7 cartoons.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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U.S. airlines cancel flights near volcano

Three lawn chair flyers only loses so far. "The humanity. Their helium balloons popped like popcorn."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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College President Asks More Beautiful Students Apply

"It would really help out our image", he tells reporters. "Plus, we think more top male athletes would come here."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Forget warm and flat: Cask ale production on the upswing in the U.S.

However, cheaper flat beer still out there Brewers tell their loyal drunks.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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HTC's Q2 profit plummets 83% despite HTC One debut

Gibberish now the number three language in the United States!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Islamic allies Urge Morsi Supporters to Take to the Streets

"Better some protesters die there than here", say leaders.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Steady job gains could help US economy rebound

Also, some beneficial rain could help drought out west.

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Kerry Related To Charley Brown?

Kerry 'spent Fourth of July on sun-splashed Nantucket' amid chaos around the world...you blockhead!

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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28 injured at CA fireworks show, others around the U.S.

President Obama tells China "We are suing for 10 Trillion Dollars off our bill."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Pope Francis' first encyclical: Marriage -- one man, one woman

Then he told the band to Hit It! "When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else. He'd trade the world
For a good thing he's found!"

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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breaking

thiago is in england for his medical ahead of a reported £17m move to manchester united as david moyes set to unveil him as his first signing

written by hitzwood, 05 July 2013
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Jaws Wins Again

Joey 'Jaws' Chestnut downs 69 franks to break record, win 7th-straight hot dog eating contest. Joey to speak to the press as soon as he leaves the Port-O-Potty! "Here he is..no he's headed for POP#2."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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Seattle police say heavily armed man arrested near University of Washington

"He was really heavily armed", stated one witness. "Reminded me of Popeye the Sailor Man."

written by Bureau, 05 July 2013
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