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Massive Dust Storm Blankets Parts of Arizona

"At least we think it's Arizona, Part of it is. Let's see. No over there would be New Mexico. Just report that it's the mother of all dust storms", says mayor who fled town near border.

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NFL: No Blow To The Head

NY Jets rookie lineman Oday Aboushi, one of the few Palestinian-Americans in the NFL, defended himself today against a website that called him a "Muslim extremist." "Yep, I keep a bomb in my helmet."

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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FCC "Drunk Here!"

Fed. Communications Commissions says in some cities you are now able to send text messages to 911. The first one to come in was "Dad crazy drunk wounded the whole family with old Army Pistol, LOL :( "

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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China Not Worried About Dollar

"Not worried about dollar", stated Chinese banker. "We buying up lots of property over there."

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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Now We Know We're Doomed!

White House spokesman stated today that America should not be worried about the President playing golf so much. "He is always connected to headquarters & VP Joe Biden is always ready to step in."

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Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano Resigning

Many people in DC were hoping for this. "I heard she had applied to help coach the Redskins", stated one. "Yes", added her friend. "And she was always patting fire hydrants on the head "Good Boy!"

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Jimmy Hoffa Found?

What's left of former Teamster boss appears in La Brea Tar Pits.

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Incoming! Low-flying fighter jet scares air-show spectators

Many sent screaming to port-a-potties but much too late. Four people fighting to get in knocks one over and scatters insides.

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Kevin Rudd to announce scrapping of carbon tax

"Not exactly up in smoke but we'll just allow it to drift along for a few more years."

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Are we making ourselves miserable trying to live longer?

Report: "More and more people are leaving this world kicking and a-scratching", according to Doctor Levon Elms.

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Citizens United Considering Suing the Government Over Obamacare

"The President has invited the suit after delaying Obamacare for business for a year", states spokesman. "How does that look to individuals? The small guy gets hit once again."

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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Al Gore Admits Politicians Will Do Almost Anything Do Get Elected!

"I even had to kiss Tipper for five minutes with six retakes in front of a camera. Well, they did use a double a couple of times."

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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Al Gore Still Upset

I will soon release a tape I purchased from a CIA agent that shows young Ralph Nader on Grassy Knoll in Dallas.

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Military tests 6-foot-tall Terminator-like robot

Could manufacture whole army to go with drone aircraft.

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MAG: Do women make better politicians?

They sure make prettier politicians, except for Barney Frank of course.

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Half-naked Animal Rights Activists May Have Own Cable Show

Also, halftime show at the 2015 Super Bowl!

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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Half-naked animal rights activists May Be On TV Soon

Half-naked Animal Rights Activists may appear on the next Jerry Springer Special!

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Half-naked animal rights activists storm Gaultier show

Many are thrown out by ushers, police. "Kinda hope some of them do it again", confesses usher. "Some of the ladies looked better than those Sticks on the walkway."

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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Eli Manning Has Vision

New York Giants Quarterback Eli Manning has apparently told friends that he saw Johnny Unitas in a vision and that he told him, pass 100% of the time, Eli."

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NBA player claims he was abducted by aliens

NBA Commissioner: Lt's see the NFL players get more headlines than we do! How about it, Eli? Peyton? Ever been abducted?

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Officials warn of Shanghai Mad Cow disease

Blame reports of a Chinese steak in British nuclear reactors for the deathly pathogen

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27 Foods You Should Never Buy Again

#1. Mountain Oysters Tar Tar! You can usually get these free if you know the right people.

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Prices For Used Cars Going Down

Especially Seawater Sedans from the gulf coast area.

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Study suggests Obama glossing over poverty problem

Either that or people in mountains, reservations, inner cities have created over 250 new nudist colonies.

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Wienerschnitzel Seeks Office Again!

I'm sorry. That should have been "Weiner, Spitzer seek second chance at voters!"

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Talks Off Again

Talks between Pope Francis and Larry Flynt once again postponed.

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Zimmerman Trial Continues

Jury Deliberations enters 2nd Day as police, two different protest crowds wait to see which one will riot. "I just hope it's not both groups", says one officer.

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Oprah lands Lindsay Lohan interview

But still looking for which re-hab center she has sent this latest time. Runs into Martha Stewart, Paula Deen, Johnny Depp still in feathers.

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Iowa court reaffirms it was OK to fire 'irresistible' worker

Wives of office workers and clients warned hubbies to look elsewhere when she worked for clinic.

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Derek Jeter to miss weekend series with cod strain

I'm sorry, that should have been "quad" strain. Of course, it could be both.

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Hardy hits three-run moonshot

"Now we KNOW they are taking something!", admits Commissioner.

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U.S. to Egypt: Ousted President Morsi must be Fred!

I'm sorry, that should be "Freed". His name is Morsi. Mohammed Fred Morsi? Unusual name for Egyptian, Fred. Wife name is Cleo.

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Latest Tech News

The 6-foot-2-inch 330-pound man-shaped robot was built to rescue humans in a Fukushima-style disaster. First words: "Warning Will Robinson. Humanoid approaching."

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FACT CHECK: Farm bill doesn't end food stamps

Wonderland: Both parties in Washington still inside Rabbit Hole. "Drawing the rest of us in it like a Black Hole", states Ralph Nader.

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Melting Alaskan Glacier Yields New Remains of Decades-Old Crash

"We think there are also 'Old Remains' under there somewhere", says Professor Garth Hudson.

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AP Source: Alex Rodriguez meets with MLB

Claims he never took illegal drugs, steroids. Chair breaks, flying hand accidentally knocks out two questioners.

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Depp's interest in Wounded Knee causes a stir

"Movie star thinks he's native American. Maybe want to build casino", say Chief Crazy Slots.

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BLOOMBERG: Holder 2011 Travel Cost Taxpayers More Than $1.45 Million.

That's over 10,000 yuan in Chinese currency.

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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Skies Over Venezuela

Citizens of Venezuela report over 50 clones flying over countryside. "We think they are looking for Snowden", says local farmer.

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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DOJ official leaks info on leak guidelines

According to three other leaks in the government.

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Governments worldwide viewing America as arrogant superpower

"Arrogant?" asks President Obama. "Where do those little peons get that?"

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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Justin Bieber Accused of Indecent Exposure?

Prosecutor decides there was no crime because there wasn't much to expose. "Could have been a skin tag."

written by Bureau, 13 July 2013
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