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Taco Bell Making Comeback

Most items are now only $1.00. However, pay toilets $2!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Latest Supreme Court Ruling

Waterboarding not as bad as having to play baseball for Houston. How do we outlaw one without the other?

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Taxes On Pot Sales In Denver Could Top 35 Percent

So who needs pot? Just hold your nose and run up and down a long stretch of steps, for a Rocky Mountain High! "Faaaar out!"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Professor releases rare footage of FDR in wheelchair

Riding on horseback!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Ca Senate Passes Bill Permitting Non-Citizen Pole Workers.

Also, none-citizens to be able to arrest border guards as a non-citizen'a arrest!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Obama orders Government spies to spy on each other.

Over 2,000 incidents reported the first day.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Jay-Z Pays Tribute to Notorious DC Hitman With Song

"He was a friend of mine...killed a lot of innocent people but I didn't know 'em so with me was fine!"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Ron Paul spoke today against US Spy Network.

"How in the world could the NSA have spied on almost every country in the world and not find Bin Laden for ten years?"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Kardashian. Missing Dog Found In Asscrack!

Says she thought the couch had a Saint Barnard feel to it. Both doing well.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Shop Owners Vote 100% On Second Hour of Daylight Saving Time.

Vampires vote 100% against Two Hours of Daylight Saving Time.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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All Be Half-Blinded

Scientist says that if the whole US went to solar heat, we would be constantly blinded by reflected sun. "No one would fly a plane & 75% would develop migraines. Otherwise, it would be a great idea."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Passenger Shot Dead

A passenger on American Airlines shot to death by an agent after the man freaked out & began acting violent. "For pete's sake", says friend. "Joe inhaled a peanut & yelled 'All I need Heimlich..Dead!'

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Cable announces Royal Mail sell off.

Being a very bad idea George Osbourne got his fag to announce it so he can distance himself later.

written by John_L, 10 July 2013
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Joe Biden Upset

Joe "So we have every nation in the world bugged and spies with all kinds of secret info. So how come nobody tells me nothing?"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Cat Poop Can Bring Parasites to Humans

Surgeon General: So, whatever you do, don't eat any cat poop!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Mannequin becomes key witness in George Zimmerman murder trial

Prosecutors accuse defense of cheating, claim that they have ventriloquist in the audience.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Town has 4-year-old boy as mayor

First speech: Don't trust anyone that's reached puberty!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Miley Cyrus Has No Shame

Miley Cyrus (Pantless, in a Tupac T-Shirt) also wearing Liam Hemsworth, sends pics to Playboy?

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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More CO Counties Join Effort To Secede From State, Form 'North Colorado'

More states joining effort to get away from Washington. "We can't live with all the secret recordings. What happened to freedom of speech?"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Ex-President Jimmy Carter Losing It?

Former President Jimmy Carter hauls huge load of peanuts from his farm to UPS store. "Heard you guys were buying peanuts to ship!"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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A Fragrance company has come out with a cologne that smells like manure

It's in small bottles and is perfect for a blind date that's not what you envisioned. "Whoa! Did you step in some dog crap?" Guaranteed to work except for farmers.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Old Man Fearing Death Having Visions

"I feel sorry for grandfather", says granddaughter. "He believes in reincarnation and he's always seeing this big bull at the window winking at him."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Immigrant Demands

Study shows that immigrants now entering the United States demand to be paid in Chinese currency at job.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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The Latest In Want Ads

34-year old male working for 11 years at the same boring job. Seeking 25-35 Year-old wife and unemployment with Obama checks for as long as possible.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Paula Deen Keeps Losing Business and Employees

Paula Deen has just fired her publicist. Reports are that next on the chopping block are her gynecologist and her pedicurist.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 July 2013
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That's Just Way Too Many Wieners

This year's Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest winner won by devouring a total of 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Afterwards he was rushed to the hospital where doctors performed an emergency wienerectomy.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 July 2013
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No One Likes Meat Loaf That Moves All By Itself

The Golden Corral Restaurant has said that the rumor that they will be adding a new meal item Dumpster Surprise to it's menu list is positively false.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 July 2013
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Underwater Leak Discovered?

Either there's a natural gas leak down there off Louisiana coast or the zombies are having their annual bath", say New Orleans residence.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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What 3 years of ObamaCare incompetence tells us about the White House

That a lot more of us are heading to India for our operations. Should help the airline industry.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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AP source: Lions, Stafford agree to $53M extension

Stafford: Wait till the wife hears this. They're also raising my salary!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Seven deaths now linked to fake Snow White

That's the way it goes. No one cares for the little people anymore.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Revolutionary blood test could predict how long person will live

One million actuaries to hold protest march to Washington DC to object!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Mexico surpasses USA as world's fattest nation. #2

So that's why so many are coming into the United States secretly...to lose weight!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Judge considers allowing animation of fight.

"We will use a Punch and Judy Show. Call in the puppeteer. Remember, NO MIMES!"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Man crashes car into U.S. embassy in Australia.

That's Australia for you, a hotbed for terrorists, kangaroos. President orders CIA to "Hop to it!"

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Obama: Those failing to report co-workers face penalties, criminal charges

"They've given you a number and taken away your name."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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PAPER: NSA collecting data from billions of calls, e-mails in Latin America

In fact, the United States is making friends all over the world. NOT!!!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Police smash into residence of gun activist, deploy flash bang grenade

More news about Egypt...I'm sorry. This took place here.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Obama: Watch co-workers stress, divorce, financial Problems

So you thought you wouldn't be fooled again? "Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Obama tells schoolkids broccoli is his favorite food

Must have lost an entire generation of future voters for that whopper!

written by queen mudder, 10 July 2013
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Teeth are plentiful

A Dentist from Luton has extracted his four millionth tooth. When asked why he had so many teeth, he shrugged his shoulders and said "Just lucky I guess." I wonder if he had to drill? Mmmm.

written by whatinthe world, 10 July 2013
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NSA Accused of Spying on CIA

Is it me or is our country turning into a Mad Magazine 'Spy Verses Spy' episode daily?

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Mexico surpasses USA as world's fattest nation.

"Well, I've done my part", says 350-pound college football lineman. "I blame the First Lady for this."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Obama orders Fed Workers: Spy On Each Other

"Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Cats Carry Parasites?

Scientists say that some cats carry parasites and they can infect humans causing brain damage, including schizophrenia. "But not my Morrie Sugarbear. He would have told me."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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FBI Nominee Agrees: Waterboarding Is 'Torture' And 'Illegal'

Later overheard by NSA saying "Legal? So is spitting on the sidewalk in Podunk, Alabama."

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Panel: Next Mars Rover Should Gather Rocks, Soil

Also gathering money that should be used to help poor kids in inner city, appalachia have food.

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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Snowden has not yet accepted asylum in Venezuela: WikiLeaks

WikiLeaks is in bed with the NSA, IRS and FBI: Snowden!

written by Bureau, 10 July 2013
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