Spoof news snippets from Saturday 5 January 2013
Hand Transplant Successful - Partly!
The first Briton to undergo a hand transplant has announced it was a great success. HOWEVER, the hand must have belonged to a woman because it keeps applying lipstick and mascara to his face.
70s glam rock Mud make comeback in China
The Chinese are going crazy for 70s glam rockers Mud, in the confused belief that their number 1 hit record "Tiger Feet" is a genuine aphrodisiac.
Don't let hardened criminals out early, says Justice Secretary
"Best wait until they've gone a bit soft. That way you know they are probably satisfied and unlikely to do any harm. In fact they'll probably just go straight to sleep"
It's the secret that dentists don't want you to know...
If you clean your teeth they will probably need less dental work.
Triple Drip On the Way!
Weather forecasters predicts that UK's floods will be replaced by very short showers - the triple drip.