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BritTel increase phone charges

BritTel, Britain's number one telecom company, has rewritten an old proverb. "Some people," said CEO Harry Balls, "say that talk is cheap. Not us, we say talk is £40 an hour."

written by IainB, 03 January 2013
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Depardieu gains Russian citizenship, but still no cure for ugly

Gerard Depardieu got Russian citizenship, the application processed by the all-fair Vladimir Putin. Depardieu will avoid a possible French tax hike, but there is still no cure for bloated and old.

written by Lyndon, 03 January 2013
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A Couple of Royal Doulton Specials

Following the issue of topless photographs of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton have decided to produce a pair of Memorial jugs in fine porcelain.

written by IN SEINE, 03 January 2013
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Any Old Irons?

With two Coles at West Ham and Lamps possibly giving us some sparks we are ready for any old Irons for the fire at Upton Park!

written by j.w., 03 January 2013
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Underfunded UK Sports To Merge In Quest For Rio Gold

'Training for the new Olympic sport of table-volley-basket-hand-wrestling will commence as soon as the new rules are clarified,' said a spokesman for the sport's newly formed governing body.

written by Swan Morrison, 03 January 2013
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Jim Davidson arrested by the Met.

The 59 year old man has been arrested for taking money under false pretenses on numerous occasions dating back 1976. Mr Davidson is said to have mislead the public by calling himself a comedian.

written by John_L, 03 January 2013
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George Bush has Vision

George Bush Senior, in hospital, told George Junior that he had had a "spiritual vision of the New World Order". Asked to describe, he said "it was all green and looked like George Washington."

written by Auntie Matter, 03 January 2013
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