Spoof news snippets from Monday 28 January 2013
This is your train driver speaking - due to a delay we will not be arriving at our destination until 2032
That Policeman just called me a Dope for overtaking a bus!
Queen Beatrix of Holland abdicates!
Queen Beatrix of Holland is to abdicate and has advised Queen Elizabeth to do the same. After they both retire Beatrix wishes to join Elizabeth in a "JOINT" venture; Double Dutch one of course!
Ministers are working on plans to put off Bulgarians and Romanians from flooing into the UK....rumour has it Do-nothing-Dave has purchased two cut-price Nuclear Warheads in readiness to 'nuke 'em!
Proposed Route For The High-Speed Train Network Linking Birmingham To Manchester And Leeds Will Stop At Five Stations
'This is ridiculous,' said a spokesman for the train designers. 'Stopping the train will undermine all our efforts to minimise the journey time.'