Spoof news snippets from Saturday 26 January 2013
Fox News Changes Slogan
Fox News changed their slogan from "Fair and Balanced" to "We're not racist, all black people are just scary" in order to provide a more accurate description of the views on political issues.
God tells man to spend 200Kon his church!
God told a UK man to donate 200K on one of his churches, so he did it proving money is not the root of all evil (sometimes)!
The best thing about being old is that no one thinks you are suffering from hypochondria if you say you are feeling ill.
Secretary of State Confirmation Hearing
SENATOR JOHN KERRY: "Foreign policy is economic policy. The United States' top priority should be getting its fiscal house in order." PRESIDENT OBAMA: Why didn't I think of that?
Advice and Consent of the Senate
DEMOCRATS: A president should get his selections for cabinet/executive branch appointed positions. REPUBLICANS: Then why does the US Constitution have an "advice and consent" provision for nominees?
Environmentalists have endorsed the use of soft gel detergent packets for dish and laundry washer use. It is the perfect venue for recycling defective and used breast implants!
Benghazi Congressional Hearings
If Secretary of State Clinton is covering for the Obama administration's bungling of the Benghazi embassy attack, then she will own President Obama and the Democratic Party!
Slept Through Constitutional Law 101
LONE RANGER: The senior Democratic Senator from NY desires to add new revenue (taxes) to the Senate Budget bill. TONTO: Kimosabe, the House is responsible for writing spending and tax legislation!
Future US Politicians In Training
The DC State Board of Education is proposing public high school students in the nation's capital may soon be able to graduate without taking a single US government course.