Spoof news snippets from Friday 25 January 2013
Scientists prove that dung beetles are not crap!
Scientists have proven that dung beetles can read the stars and are guided by them too meaning they're not full of crap like humans are!
It's the Ripper!!
Nick Clegg suggests Coalition cut too deeply,was Jack The Ripper a seriel killer already!!
Death Wish 66
Muslim vigilantes?...come back Paul Kersey we need you!
That's a load off my mind!
Voters unmoved by Do-nothing- Daves EU speech....not me, I could not get to the loo quick enough!
Manti Te'o May Say Bye-Bye To Football
Manti Te'o says that he has had it with all of this Te'o Gate mess and may quit football and become either a professional wrestler or a fiction writer.
The 124 MPH Dancing Mama - Shakira
Colombian singer-belly dancer Shakira has just given birth to a baby boy who was named Milan Piqué Mebarak. The proud mother says she will nickname him either "Shakey" or "Hippie."
Paris Hilton Cannot Stand Being On The Backburner
Paris Hilton confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that once Lindsay Lohan goes to prison, she'll get herself back in the Hollywood spotlight.
The Tallest Pelicans In America
The NBA New Orleans Hornets will change their name effective with the 2013-2014 basketball season. Their new team name will be the Pelicans. The name that came in second was The Blackened Fish.
Where Is Little Bunny Foo Foo?
Former GOP Vice-Presidential candidate Paul Ryan says that contrary to popular belief he has not gone into The Witness Protection Program. He stated that he is just tired of having to keep his facts straight.
Obama out of his tree
US President Barack Obama wants to build a city on the planet Mars. "Hell, we could all hang out there on a weekend" he declared. Really? A team of psychiatrists have been called in to see Obama.