Spoof news snippets from Monday 21 January 2013
Winner Becomes Loser
"Keep calm and carry on." Farewell Michael Winner, who has lost his battle with cancer today.
UK Illegal immigrants paying to get out not in!
After years of waiting for the chance to get into the UK, illegal immigrants are now paying to get out! The main reason is Cameron & Co! Anybody would pay to get rid of him!
"Tie me what down!"
British grandfather wrestles shark in Oz....good luck with that cobber, I'll stick with the wife!
'It's fucking cold!' cried the happy necrophiliac.