Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 2 January 2013
Paul Lowton Escapes Prison Sentence
Website owner, Paul Lowton escaped being sent to prison today after he was found in possession of 125 iPads. In his defence, he produced a prescription where the doctor said, "keep taking the tablets!"
"Oooo!, your truncheon is cold officer!"
Two men 'held' in Jimmy Savile abuse 'probe', getting a bit touchy feely are we not lads?
Rise Above It!
Benefits rise 'almost double salary increase'....but still about 90% less than an MP's salary and endless expense claims for doing sweet FA smiffy boy!!