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"You want ice with that cobber?"

Here we go again, quote: 'Snow costs UK economy £500m a day'...so that £55m per day we flush down the EU membership crapper is a bargain after all, well I'll be buggered!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 January 2013
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Shake it up baby!

Earthquake tremor felt in Leicester, could not have happened to a nicer place.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 January 2013
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Armageddon beckons!

Seemingly panic buying has broken out across parts of the country, rotund MP Eric Pickles has so far been forcibly ejected and banned from several leading Supermarkets and Greggs Bakery outlets!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 January 2013
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101% off everything!

Retail sales over Christmas disappointing, not for ALDI, Lidl, 99p Shop, Poundland and Primart is wasn't, lower prices & better busines acumen could be the reason for their respective soaring profitS!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 January 2013
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Who are you-hoo-hoo?

Tory boy democracy, Dave has dismissed calls for the leader of the UKIP party to be allowed to take part in the next election leaders debate only his two favourites 'Bungo'! Clegg and 'Zippy' Milipeed

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 January 2013
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Southanpton Boss Nigel Adkins sacked

He is now favorite to be the next Blackpool boss then the following week replace Benetez at Chelsea.

written by John_L, 18 January 2013
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Duke sits entire team out of 2nd half vs. NC State!

Duke University sat thier team on the bench for the 2nd half, in a game that wasn't even close. Even with the extra help, NC State almost lost when NC state player scored in the wrong basket.

written by boxes, 18 January 2013
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Melting ice in Alaska endangers Florida's citrus production

Recent studies from the Florida department of citrus suggest that the melting ice in Alaska is causing the ocean to raise to dangerous levels adding too mach salt to the soil in Florida's farm region.

written by boxes, 18 January 2013
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House GOP introduces bill to test welfare recipients

REP. Mike Simpson, from Idaho, has introduced a bill that would require all people on any form of welfare to submit to a wheat test. Simpson said "Anyone who can afford bread, does not need help!"

written by boxes, 18 January 2013
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Romney shows support for KKK

Mitt Romney speaks out about the importance of raceism in the US and shows support for KKK. "Without raceism howcould Obama achieved what he has?"

written by boxes, 18 January 2013
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Te'oing takes internet by storm!

Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend has sparked the new internet craze. Get your camera's ready and snap a shot with you and your imaginary significant other.

written by boxes, 18 January 2013
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President Obama Reinstates Don't ask Don't Tell

Obama, via Executive Order, has reinstated DADT when it comes to doctors asking their patients if they have guns at home. Doctor don't ask patient don't tell!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2013
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Chip, Chip, Chip

President Obama has been called a Chicago Democratic politician. No, he's more like a 1950s eastern European Soviet politician, slowly chipping away at US citizen's Constitutional rights!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2013
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Obama's Enemies List

LONE RNGER: President Obama has an enemies list just like President Nixon did. TONTO: A lot worse Kimosabe, as anyone who disagrees with Obama is on the list and are derided as special interests!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2013
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It's Showtime

Hollywood to start filming an epic, costing trillions, entitled Obama the Magnificent. The president's gun violence plan omitted Hollywood movies as having anything to do with gun violence!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2013
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President Obama's Mental Health Program

LONE RANGER: Obama wants doctors to ask their patients if they have guns at home. TONTO: Yes my dentist wanted to know if I had an Abrams's Main Battle Tank or an F-22 Raptor Fighter in my basement!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 January 2013
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