Spoof news snippets from Thursday 10 January 2013
Britain bans booze!
Britain is to become the second nation in the free world to ban booze! North Korea were the first; BURP!
Take That and Party!
India gang rape men 'beaten by police for confessions', could not have happened to a nicer bunch!
Once Upon a Term In Office.
Part-time PM and 'gofer' Nick Clegg blasted by Lib Dem voters (?) on radio-phone in job, they consider 'Listen With Mother' beneath him!
"Can I claim for Tissues as well?"
MP's want salary hike to more than £80,000, I knew Babestation were upping their fee but not that much surely?
Ministry of Defence 'overspends' budget by £6.5bn.....I wonder how many Schools, Hospitals and Care Homes that would have bought....or was it wasted on endless body bags?
I'll tell my Mum of you!
USA calls for a 'strong British voice' in Europe....don't expect much from the Coalition guys, their nuts have not even dropped yet!!
Samsung admit duplicity
Samsung have admitted that their new Samsung Galaxy S3 Mini is an ordinary Samsung Galaxy S3, just held further away from the eye.