Spoof news snippets from Friday 8 February 2013
Student likes own status on Facebook
RUSH, NY--Sperry High School student Kathleen Conner brought out the rare self-like on a Facebook status she thought was especially witty.
Europeans blame UK for disappearing horses!
Europeans are blaming the UK for the disappearance of thousands of horses. The evidence was clear where the horses were going after French police found this note on a stable door: Find-us-if-u-can!
QEII to sing GSQ
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is to release a punk recording of God Save the Queen. It will include the line "...she IS a human being", a rejoinder to the Sex Pistols anti monarchy lyric. Bollocks!!
Tax Increases or Increased Revenue?
DEMOCRATS: You spend money on foolish things so we tax more & decide what to spend your money on. REPUBLICANS: You can spend money on foolish things, thus more foolish thing production & more revenue!
Impeach King Obama I
There are specific Constitutional limits predicated on King George III, that limit what a president can do to US citizens to avoid the slippery slope from bad guy terrorists to an enemy's list!
President Obama is not President Lincoln
Sen. Obama railed at Pres. GW Bush using unconstitutional authority now being asserted by the White House. WH cites Pres. Lincoln's authoritarianism, but Mr. Lincoln had a civil war on his hands!
Unconstitutional Presidential Power
King Obama I wants sole authority to be judge, jury and executioner using unmanned drones against terror operatives (bad guys), who are US citizens, without a formal Congressional declaration of war!
Warming Up to Fracking
Democratic state governors, e.g. California are discovering that natural gas Fracking means increased revenues (taxes), allowing more spending and are rebuffing environmentalists as worry warts!