Spoof news snippets from Thursday 7 February 2013
One for the Snippet Archive
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Right Wing Nuts: It's not always possible to go back to the Previous Century, but you should return to reality if you try going forwards.
Blowing a Wad of Lies
LONE RANGER: Does Obama violate freedom of religion by handing out condoms?
TONTO: Me read Bible. Condom not around yet, so not in scripture. Me think they use pull-out method, Kemo Sabe!
German Jobcentre offer bum job in a brothel!
A German girl was offered a bum job in a brothel by the local Jobcentre. The job was as a cleaning lady and the girl refused because it could become too much of a handful!
Doing Things the American Way
Americans skip college, give up vacations, drive old cars, work through retirement to afford health care. Meanwhile, corporate profits soar 18%, CEO's claim, "We can't afford to provide Obamacare."
They Want More Reasons to Complain
The same Republicans who oppose abortion also oppose contraceptive coverage, virtually guaranteeing people on welfare are going to be having lots and lots of babies.
Quote from King Eisenhower the Communist Surfaces
We are proud of our advances in matters of basic human needs-expansion of social security-broadened coverage in unemployment insurance-improved housing-and better health protection for all our people.
Meanwhile, Back at the Hall of Justice
BATMAN: Republicans won't tax millionaires to cover spending.
ROBIN: Holy bounced checks, Batman! How is Obama supposed to pay for a bailout of America's so-called "job creators" AND two Bush wars?
Extremists Chip Away at Freedom
Discussion forum shut down at popular satire web site after extremist bile slingers use freedom of speech to spread messages of hate.
"Acronyms" could remain on, no? Yes? Maybe? Shiite!