Spoof news snippets from Thursday 28 February 2013
Becks slaps Zlatan's bum in gay Paris!
David Beckham thought he would do his best to prove to Parisians that he loves gay Paris by slapping Zlatan's bum! Someone forgot to tell him that gay Paris meant something different many years ago!
Dentist completes a good round
A golf loving dentist has surprised everybody by playing a round of his favourite game whilst performing a molar extraction on six patients. He scored no less than 3 holes in one. Who's smiling now!
EU to cap bankers bonuses
David Cameron reassures bankers that they will still be able to take vast amounts of their customers money when they fail in the UK.
Italian Political Party led by Comedian Wins Power