Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 26 February 2013
Bona ome in papal running.
Having vaderd the drag that come with the job a bona dorcas is said to have thrown his capello into the ring.
Blair admits at last that Iraq is not Mallorca!
After the invasion and attempts to turn Iraq into a friendly holiday destination; Blair admits he has failed miserably and even Billy Butlins has refused to open a holiday camp there!
"I fall to pieces!"
Ben Nevis climber killed in 165ft fall......yep, that'll do it every time!
Affleck In Flux
On Heels of Oscar Win Affleck Releasing 'Gigli' Director's Cut