Spoof news snippets from Saturday 23 February 2013
UK's credit rating cut humiliating, say Labour
"But not as humiliating as losing the biscuit game after PMQ's as I did last week." George Osbourne replies.
Triple A for Osborne
Amorphous Amateur Ass
Terrorism Strikes U.S. Economy
Obama submits more than 10,000 pages of documents, countless e-mails related to Benghazi, which will likely occupy Congress far too long for them to avoid sequestration cuts.
Pigs Still Don't Fly
Ray LaHood says sequestration will slash FAA budget, closing 100 air traffic control towers. Fortune 500 executives face 2 hour waits, cancelled meetings/conventions, life with smaller government.