Spoof news snippets from Thursday 21 February 2013
Sky Fall Time For A New M ?
Sky Fall brought to an end that woman M for England's MI6 OO's,but I'm sure along with Q,and England's Royal Navy's natural ability for Skuttle Butt like " Master And Commander,"Commander Bond is 007?
Donald Trump is no " Our Man Godfrey?"
The difference between Donald Trump, and our man Godfrey, is that Donald never made a good butler let alone someone else's money? Nor would he live in a dump with other down on their luck guys?
Russian washing machine washes too good!
Russia has a super washing machine for laundering their dirty money; there is just one problem, the Mafia and rich Russians always forget to put the coins in the slot and slip out without paying!
Only a Tory boy could come up with this one....mind you by age 72 I could get a degree and an unpaid job stacking shelves in Poundland!