Spoof news snippets from Saturday 2 February 2013
Exhaustive Research Pays Off
Global warming denier doubts burning fossil fuels changes atmospheric composition, temperature. Scaled-down experiment tests theory: He pulls car into garage, closes door, leaves car running, dies.
Accountants about to hit London
The general populous of London have been asked to evacuate the city in light of a threatened invasion of chartered accountants from Manchester. "This is serious I'm afraid" said one policeman. Blimey!
Stupid Redneck Clogs Up Breaking News With Anti- Obama Crap