Spoof news snippets from Sunday 17 February 2013
Popemobile Must Pay Road Tax
Pope's prayers ineffective.
Parking tickets come home to roost.
85 year-old Volga Olga reveals sexual secrets!
Ancient Russian hag and world famous nymphomaniac, Volga Olga, has revealed her secret recipe for non-stop sex even into the nineties; two tea spoons of Chia seeds and 2 bottles of vodka a day!
Cameron loses leg
David Cameron, UK Prime Minister, said yesterday that he would give his right leg to have someone paint his fence. Today Cameron's leg was amputated after hundreds volunteered to colour PM's fence.
Police seize 300 cannabis plants in raid
"The raid was like cool man, and it was so groovy to get it all. Now I need to get some doritos man." A spokesman said.
RAF accepts Khasi bombing role
We need to get rid of the last public toilets.
Morrisons buys 49 Blockbuster stores
They will use the stores to start a new meat rental chain for journalists wanting to test for horse DNA on the cheap.