Spoof news snippets from Friday 15 February 2013
New Pope will be Russian!
God sent a meteor crashing into Russia and has written the name of the new Pope on the side. The Vatican are excited that God personally chose the new Pope and thank Gazprom for sponsoring him!
Hang 'em high!
N-Dubz Dappy given suspended sentence...."sod it, I thought that referred to hanging!"
Massive Oversupply Of Horsemeat Jokes Causes Storage Problem For EU
'Hugely more horsemeat jokes have now been produced than can currently be used,' said an EU spokesman. 'New output will be stored in the EU Horsemeat-joke Mountain for use in future equine crises.'
A day to commemorate the beauty of Valium, and hot on the heels of Hash Wednesday. And not long before e's ter
Roses are red, violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow and lilys are white. Just saying