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Organic Milk High in Helpful Fatty Acids, Study Finds

For the latest in fatty acids, please check out your local Walmart. You'll see them easily enough.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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FDA approves $1,000-a-day hepatitis C pill

Or, save some money by purchasing FDA approved $20,000 a month special, now through next June 30th!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Ex-San Diego mayor sentenced to home confinement

"Do you mean to tell me that every time I walk into the house he'll be sitting there?", asks wife. "Why do I have to be punished for something HE did?"

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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18 LA sheriff's deputies arrested in jail abuse probe

"We are now hiring for the next three months", says Sheriff. "Come on down and fill in an application!"

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Torre, Cox, La Russa elected to Baseball Hall of Fame

While Nellie Fox and several others make it into the Baseball Hall of Phlegm!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Federal government sells remaining stake in GM

"And we have split it evenly between Germany and Japan!", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Woman's Christian Temperance Union targeting pot

"We're for flushing everything, all alcohol right down the pot!", says President.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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NASA: Ancient Martian lake may have supported life

Could have also supported Nessie's ancestors.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Ukranians Will Replace Lenin Statue With One of Ukranian Actor Jack Palance

In Kiev, Ukraine, city officials announced that the Lenin statue toppled by rebels will be replaced by one of American-Ukrainian actor Jack Palance doing a one-armed push-up.

written by Al N., 09 December 2013
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Purge sends chilling message to NKorea's elite

Either follow our new leader or we will force feed you laxatives till you're down to 90 pounds. However, most say purge is almost complete.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Uphill fight as Kerry defends Iran deal

"It's like this. We told them to stop building nuclear arms and we'd leave them alone. So they agreed and I came home. Then they went back to building nuclear arms. Simple. Why do you keep asking?"

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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CARBON POLLUTION IS NUTRIENT

Eastern states want the midwest to improve air. They say that Coal pollution with low pollution reg cause wind carrying carbon soot to go east. The governor of KY responded that carbon is in foods.

written by Keith Shirey, 09 December 2013
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China's Big Panda

China announces that they have bred giant Pandas until they have some now that are twenty feet tall!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #228

According to Snoops: The very first "Welcome Wagon" was a big woman in Pennsylvania who brought you a wheelbarrow full of goodies. Then she would give small kids a free ride around the yard.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #544

According to Snoops: When Pres. Teddy Roosevelt stretched the truth about the size fish he caught, a hidden observer said he saw the small fish thru binoculars. T.R: "You were looking thru wrong end."

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #651

According to Snoops: While Larry has never been seen since the Bob Newhart Show, both Daryls have been making good money as Mimes!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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NYC has highest number of homeless children since Great Depression.

Does Washington ever read any reports coming in from America anymore?

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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PUTIN Dissolves State Media

President Obama: You reporters hear that? "Putin dissolves state media."

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Jennifer Aniston has gone and done it again

She chopped off her hair into a short, chic bob and shocked us all. "I won't be able to crap for a week", says Brucey Bass, Interior Decorator and fan. "The shock, Oh my dear Lady!"

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Kate Middleton to Release Nude Photo Book

In breaking news, in response to the Ringo Starr book of photographs, Duchess of Cambridge and future Queen Kate Middleton will release of book of her favorite paparazzi shots.

written by Al N., 09 December 2013
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Kirstie Alley Tweets That Leah Remini Gave Her AIDS

Kirstie Alley has tweeted that former Scientologist Leah Remini has given her AIDs. Remini tweeted back that Alley had given herpes to everyone in Scientology.

written by Al N., 09 December 2013
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Walmart Announces Homeless Employees Will Receive An Extra Hour Off on Their Birthdays

Pleased at the response to their Homeless Employee Tent Sale, Walmart will give their homeless employees an extra hour off on their birthdays. Proof of homelessness required.

written by Al N., 09 December 2013
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How the American Dream got downsized!

That would be about the time we all began to be super-sized by the restaurant!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Gay waitress loses job over flip flap

I'm sorry, that should be "trip flop"! "Tip Flap!"

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Ugly scene at Brazilian soccer match

Losing team suddenly squats and craps on their foes playing field!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Falling ice crushes cars in Texas

"The 'Ice'of Texas Are Upon You" not being played much on the radio.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Local cops tap cellphone data.

Hackers having fun with placing each incident as "Next door to that doughnut place down there."

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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China Offering A Special Deal

For two weeks only, China is selling U.S. dollars for 75 cents each. Talk to your broker.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1004

According to Snoops: The only person Caspar Milquetoast the Ghost ever scared was Woody Allen.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1109

According to Snoops: The first thing ever googled? "Naked midget wrestling"!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Eleven more pilot whales found dead in Florida Keys

State workers refuse to attempt to remove stinking mess!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Hillary? Biden? They'd both be great, Obama says

"But don't rule me out of a third term if an emergency happens."

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Pearl Harbor ceremony marks bombing anniversary

Japanese prankster arrested for setting off firecrackers just as speeches began!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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China expresses regret over South Korea air defense zone

Area also claimed by China, Japan and Vietnam plus is being considered by Cambodia, Taiwan. Could be trouble.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Massive Winter Storm Heads East

In Philadelphia, missing NFL football player found under snowdrift. Docs say he will be OK.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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WalMart Burns in China

First American Walmart opened in China last month, burned to the ground. China officials say they blame low-paid workers.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #867

According to Snoops: Every dog has it's day and usually it's 'Hump Day!'.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #834

According to Snoops: Thomas Edison's last words were: "Turn up that $%$$#@&^% electric heater!"

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #231

According to Snoops: Engineers and scientists agree that what made the Mississippi flow backwards was not New Madrid Fault in very early U.S. earthquake but over 20,000 beaver dams.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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New wealth taking art market to new heights.#3

Picasso's "Eyeball With 37 Tits" sets new record but bid and owner not revealed.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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New wealth taking art market to new heights.#2

Norman Rockwell's "Boy With Tongue Stuck To Parking Meter" brings $250,000!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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New wealth taking art market to new heights.

Andy Warhol Painting of "Old Roy" dog food bags brings $500,000!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Snow falling. In Australia. In summer.

Al Gore invited to see it, flattened by peed off kangaroo!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Eagles Beat Lions in Snowstorm #3

Over 300 fans have to be removed from their seats with salt water.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Eagles Beat Lions in Snowstorm #2

"Next time this happens, we're forcing teams to wear bright colors!" say official.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Eagles Beat Lions in Snowstorm

Three different passes were caught by snowmen along the sidelines.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Sleet, ice, deep freeze hit large swath of USA.

Eagles defeat Lions in snow storm. Or, at least according to what we could see of the game.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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70% Of Calfornia's Doctors Expected To Boycott.

"We're not working for free. Our families need income and we have a lot of student loans to repay."

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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OBAMACARE Plans Exclude Top Hospitals

"Send them through all those that do hundreds a day as fast as you can. The more patients per day will keep them away from those who don't support Obamacare", says NHS.

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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U.S.A. assists North Korean economy

The U.S.A. has been assisting the stabilisation of the North Korean Won, after inflation hit 2000% last month. Drones have been dropping trillions of forged Won banknotes throughout the regime.

written by Auntie Jean, 09 December 2013
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Susan Boyle has smelly qui qui disease!

Susan Boyle discovered that she has asparagus disease whilst letting water, it smelt rather strange and her eyes and nose started running too!

written by Jaggedone, 09 December 2013
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Strangers stand in solidarity by way of Facebook likes

GARY, IN--Jerome Blackburn found the strength to continue debating in a religious discussion forum when a total stranger 'liked' two of his posts.

written by rvler9201, 09 December 2013
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Ravens Rally Past Vikings 29-26 on Icy Field

Vikings accuse Ravens of switching to ice skates in the second half!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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Family, politicians battle over 'Brand Mandela'.

Get your Mandelo Mango at Baskins & Robbins, Mocha Mandela at Starbucks!

written by Bureau, 09 December 2013
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