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Christmas Friend for Cats

Santa Claws

written by j.w., 24 December 2013
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Christmas for Dogs

Yappie Christmas!

written by j.w., 24 December 2013
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Times Are Hard

Quaker Cereal 3Q profit climbs once again for third straight as sales improve. Weak economy have American people reduced to eating oatmeal three times a day.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Parents Stage Famous Movie Scenes Using Their Baby #5

"Burble bee poytay!" ..."What we have here, is a failure to communicate!" "Poo to tay ree!"

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Santa Claus shot with pellet gun at toy giveaway in Southeast

Police say pellets came from across the street according to witnesses. However, they also said he was green and had a very small heart.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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By Sci-Fi Standards, Newest Robots May Disappoint

But so do the natural bodies of most real men and women.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Live Video: Astronauts Repair Space Station

Just keep watching this snippet as the live pictures begin to turn up!

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Winning Veterans' Trust, and Profiting From It

Older veterans are being talked into paying for services or investments and signing long-term housing contracts by crooks. Navy Vets say they may bring back keel-hauling!

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Economist Weighs in on Deadweight Loss of Christmas

Joel Waldvogel first weighed on on the deadweight loss of Christmas. His observations belie the ever expanding waistlines of the American people in the two weeks the comprise Christmas vacation.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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Santa forgets his sack!

He's gone AWOL and he's got the sack!

written by Jaggedone, 24 December 2013
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Data Theft At the Casino

It wasn't coins or tokens this time, it was data. Thieves took the data, only to find out that Americans were worthless all along and totally unusable.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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Cardnial Baloney Rejects New Biblical Scripture

Roman Catholic scholars say that a Christian document found in Nazereth is authentic & was written by a woman, NY's Cardinal Baloney said, "Not possible! They tied His sandals and shine my shoes!"

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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Estonia is an unlikely land of cutting-edge technology

Liechtenstein says that their scientists may have a robot on Mars by 2015.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Kim Showing Off Again

As parade of weapons and troops go by, several tanks fire into crowd to keep them cheering and paying attention.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Vets return to streets to reach the homeless

The homeless vets will at least listen to those who have gone through the same war(s).

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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AK-47 rifle designer Mikhail Kalashnikov dies at 94

Tripped while carrying recent upgraded model and shot himself 117 times.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Beggers Belief

Did you know that SAS operatives do not believe in Christmas?

written by Backandtotheleft, 24 December 2013
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U.S. Testing New Warrior Robots!

PLO testing out new robot rock throwing robot. N. Korea testing new Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote Robots.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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The Meaning Of Christmas

Did you know that "Christmas" comes form the Latin words "Christ" and "Mass" meaning "Fear of being chased down the street by a giant Jesus

written by Backandtotheleft, 24 December 2013
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Israel launches airstrike in Gaza

In response to bus explosion in Israel. If keeping score, that's the 1,000th exchange since 1967.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Calling All Last-Minute Obamacare Shoppers!

"We have another jam-up from so many cancels! So we shut it down again."

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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McDonald's Tells Workers To Avoid Fast Food

"Eating this stuff every day will knock ten years off your life."

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Pope's Approval Rating Soars

Especially with Catholics! Not too bad with general population.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #677

According to Snoops: Sherlock Holmes never used the phrase "Elementary, My dear Watson!" in any of Doyle's stories. However, Holmes did use the phrase "thick as a brick".

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #189

According to Snoops: Since a lobster's claws are strong enough to crack a hickory nut, lobster fisherman wear special gear that keeps them from dropping one down the front of their pants

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #797

According to Snoops: The term "chickenshit" was invented by those who constantly crossed the road for those who won't.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #717

According to Snoops: New Diet works say dentists who implant a "sour tooth" to overcome sweet one.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #804

According to Snoops: A gang in Poland became so disgusted with themselves after bank they robbed was a sperm bank, they turn themselves in to police.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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NSA snooping hounds Obama

As he finds out what the rest of the world really thinks about him.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Obama enrolls for health coverage, won't use it

"There are a whole lot better plans for us with better pay."

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Results of 2013 Spring Uprising

Middle Eastern Countries say they can no longer trust the United States.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Obama signs order for federal worker pay raises in 2014.

While regular in private sector lose jobs, insurance.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Family's Front Door Kicked In, Christmas Gifts Stolen While At Church.

This happens every year. The crooks take advantage of decent families lives. This type of headline makes it's round every year, just different places.

written by Bureau, 24 December 2013
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Rudolph Mistaken For A Drone?

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer came under heavy fire during a practice run over Colorado. Hunters apparently mistook him for a drone. Fortunately for everyone involved, he was not hit.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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North Korea Sends Fax to South Korea

Apparently, North Korea was poised to attack South Korea and faxed them with the threat. Unfortunately, no one in South Korea has a fax machine any more so what the fax said is a mystery.

written by Al N., 24 December 2013
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Sarah Palin Leaves Huge Tip, Goes Back and Gets It

Sarah Palin said, "Let me tell you a funny story!" and told how she thought she had left a dollar on the table for a tip and had actually left a ten. "I don't want to let them get lazy!" she joked.

written by Al N., 24 December 2013
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Pussy Riot Members Released From Prison

The leader of the group Maria Alyokina was asked by a member the press, upon her release, what the group would do now. "Sergikins, You don't know our name?" she scoffed.

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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U.S. Softens Deadline For Afghan Deal

Sec. Kerry said he wanted to talk a security deal with the Afghan Pres., "when he came down a little." Since Karzi has held the office, opium production has increased 2,000 per cent.

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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U.S. Softens Deadline For Afghan Deal

Sec. Kerry said he wanted to talk a security deal with the Afghan Pres., "when he came down a little." Since Karzi has held the office, opium production has increased 2,000 per cent.

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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Santa Clause Wiretapped by NSA

In breaking news, it was discovered that Santa Claus, that jolly old elf, has been wiretapped by the National Security Agency for years, in hopes of discovering where he keeps his naughty list.

written by Al N., 24 December 2013
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Palin, Cruz Defend Dynasty Ducker

Robertson has attacked millions of blacks and gays on show was defended by Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, & Hannidy who said that it was his 1st amendment right to have a show on TV! He should stay forever!

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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The Dirty Camels of Dubai

Dubai's Annual Camel Races have been cancelled after it was discovered that four of the camels tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Las Vegas On The Verge of Bankruptcy

Casino owners say they need more suckers, ah make that tourists.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Sarah "The Math Whiz" Palin?

Sarah Palin has said that the Brontosaurus dinosaur tracks that were recently discovered outside of Fairbanks, Alaska are at least 315 years old.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Obamacare Reaches Record Low

Individuals whose last names begin with the letters X,Y, or Z will not be allowed to participate in Obamacare.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Holland Says Adios To Neptune

Holland has just stated that they have lost all interest in sending a manned space ship to Neptune.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Ann Coulter Has Had People Wondering For Quite Some Time

Ann Coulter said she is so proud of Megyn Kelly that she would kiss her on the mouth except that people would then assume that she was a lesbianite.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Cracker Barrel Changes Its Stance On Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

The restaurant chain adds that they will soon be changing their name from The Cracker Barrel to The Flip-Flop Barrel

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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The Wrath of Anderson Cooper

Anderson Cooper said he is so furious at Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson that he wants to slap him on his beard.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Pot-Kettle

Gary Busey told Jay Leno that those Duck Dynasty fellas are one weird as hell bunch.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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The Resemblance Is Uncanny

Angelina Jolie commented on Megyn Kelly's remark that Santa Claus is white by saying that the devil is blonde and he looks exactly like Megyn Kelly.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 24 December 2013
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Another Preble Branch Discovered

Descendant of Commodore Preble's brother ecstatic that he chose to make love, not war--offspring bred like rabbits and weren't very discriminatory.

written by Smart Blonde Bimbo, 24 December 2013
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