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China Selects Expendable Mammal to Send to the Moon -- Foxcon Employee

It was a tough choice between a Foxcon employee and a corrupt communist.

written by Moe Nightwalker, 17 December 2013
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Federal judge rules against NSA spying

"But has been called in by the CIA for a little chat about the past 25 years of his life!"

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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Horses used in labs landed on dinner tables in France

Consumers kicking up a fit. Get the trots! "This government better quit horsing around", one man whinnied.

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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U.S. Exploring Alliance With Hardline Islamists in Syria.

And fighting them since 2001 in other countries. Washington leaders should have to go to each family and tell them why their son/daughter died.

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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Frankenstein: 'Hillary Now More Than Ever'

Sorry, that should be "Feinstein": 'Hillary Now More Than Ever'.

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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Today's Top Story

Man dressed as naked elf arrested for drunk driving!

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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Teacher in trouble for 'racist' remarks to black student dressed as Santa

Only in America can we get into a fight over the color of someone who doesn't exist! The true "Santa Claus" is the color of his/her family!

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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PELOSI: Halt deportations of illegals!

Yes, let's get rid of a bunch of legals instead, starting in Washington!

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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Dr. Oz Back on the Air #12

"Yellow stool can be the result of gallbladder dysfunction which causes improper handling of bile. You're probably dying right now. Whoops! There she goes. Bring a stretcher."

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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