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FL. Coeds Can Party And Carry Guns

A Fl. court ruled that a Fl. coed should have been able to bring a gun to a party even though she was drunk. "There is no moment when someone should be without a gun. That's Un-American" it said.

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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NBC Announces New Series Based On Cannibalism

An NBC executive stated today that a new miniseries called "Donner Pass Delights" will be aired next January. "Cannibalism is the next step beyond zombie shows. Yummy, yummy says my tummy," he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Sen. Cruz, Gov. Perry Want Day Of Prayer

Senator Ted Cruz said today that the huge problems of refinery deaths, fracking accidents and severe factory maimings in TX. should be solved through prayer. "Not to believe in miracles is Un-Texan."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Ben Carson: Obamacare Makes Doctors 'Government Employees'

"How many do you think will work for government pay after all the medical costs they have from student loans?"

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Cardinal Baloney Says Sperm Is Sacred

Cardinal Baloney of NY today reiterated his position that sperm is infused with soul before birth. "God would not infuse Eve sex's ovum, because she is inferior to Adam, just made from his rib."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Women Huge Problem For GOP

Chief of GOP Campaigns Michael Steele said today that enough "broads" don't vote for us. "As Boehner says in Dowd's NYT's column today. We've got to get these skanks in line before Hillary runs."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Noah Should Have Been Thrown Off The Ark

A Climate Change expert says that about a million species on earth have died out due to humans. In the future there will be no life of any kind. There should have been no humans on the ark, he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #207

According to Snoops: The average number of The Spoof readers laughs per person is eight, says an actuary. "The rest are just amused chuckles."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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First Lady's Glare Seen Round the World

Michelle Obama does not look amused at Nelson Mandela's memorial. "He's way too close to that woman. He needs to stay away from Bill Clinton."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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While Obama Spoke...

Man who moved hands supposedly for the deaf was a fake. "He say Obama giant turkey & Mr. Mandela a condor", laughs sign reader. "Some things he say, I get into trouble if I repeat. Mostly nonsense."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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DNA Evidence Lets Man Out of Insane Asylum

"After three years it's a wonder I'm not crazy. But I forgive all those people who sent me there even if I did smear my own feces all over their car windshields."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Don't be gay in India!

Elton John and George Michael have cancelled sell out gigs in India and Russsia because having after concert groupie parties is illegal there. They might end up on a holiday in prison?

written by Jaggedone, 11 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #233

According to Snoops: A slug has to stop crawling every ten feet to regenerate the lower part of it's body.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Tesco Inspectors to make sure we eat our greens

Tesco is sending "Dinner Inspectors" to make sure that plates are cleaned.
"No puddings will be sold to people from now on unless they eat what has been put in front of them", a Mr. Sinister said.

written by Auntie Jean, 11 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #718

According to Snoops: America is still the number one producer of software. Number 2? Uganda!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Russia may answer conventional attack with nukes

So tell surrounding countries to keep kids away from border with slingshots!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #650

According to Snoops: In New York City, every time a city cop catches a drunk driver, he gets a free doughnut.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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......gone in sixty seconds:The Prequel?

ArchBishop Desmond Tutu burgled while attending Mandela Farewell Tour gig...a spokesman said "It's all to-to much".

written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 December 2013
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Missouri School District Hit With $150,000 Bill for Obamacare.

"So will every state that voted against him", states Dean.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Harvard students vote to ban bottled water.

"Unless it has hops, grains, etc. in it. Then it's OK!"

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Longtime GOP staffer sacked for leaking.

"He may have worked for us a long time but he's going to take his leaks in the bathrooms like everyone else", says Boehner.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Budget Deal Unveiled, but Can They Sell It?

A better question: Can they actually read this one?

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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"Big Brother spying getting scary!"

"You better believe it, Buddy", says wall behind man making statement.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Is this the mall of the future?

"They may contain less stores and more speciality oriented. We call them 'Smalls'", says builder.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Obama-Castro shake: Now what?

"I hope they don't have the Bird Flu", says Michelle.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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DUCK DYNASTY' carols outselling Britney Spears.#7

"Do You Hear What I Hear, Now That I Have My Hearing Aid On?" Maybe we should tour the country with Chip Davis? He could make hogs eating sound pretty."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Elian Gonzalez has harsh words for U.S.

"I'm glad we are rid of the little mouth monkey", says spokesman for FBI.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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49ers New Billion-Dollar Stadium Lacks Parking; Appeals Made to Local Businesses

"I kept thinking that we were forgetting something" says planner. "Then afterwards, someone asked me 'Where are people Going To Park?' and I couldn't believe it!"

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Meteor explodes over Arizona

"It was probably trying to make it to one of those weird sites in New Mexico", says local sheriff!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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DUCK DYNASTY' carols outselling Britney Spears.#6

"We would like to thank Chip Davis and the Mannheim Steamroller for the backup", says Head Duck.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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DUCK DYNASTY' carols outselling Britney Spears.#5

"Crusty The Snowman" the favorite of the kiddies so far."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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New Orchid Species Found on 'Lost World' Volcano in the Azores

Also, Mrs. Janice Weathers says that she has found a blue and yellow clover in her backyard in Caneyville, Tennessee.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Mexico arrests suspect linked to 200 murders

Chief of Police: "The wheels of justice go slow but they ...uh how does that go again?"

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Pit Bull Thwarts Mail Delivery for Over a Year on NH Street

"Police won't even go over there", says lady on one street over. "Not even to check on those three mailmen that are missing."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Firefighters Find Something Unexpected in California Home

"Just regular people", says Fire Chief. "There were no piercings, no one was gay, no 50 cats, no terrorists, just people."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Julie Andrews missed NBC's live 'Sound of Music'

Apparently didn't want to see it "butchered like that!"

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Sebelius asks for investigation of flawed website

"While I realize it's my own website, it may have been hacked or I may have been drunk."

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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The True Facts from Snoops #077

According to Snoops: While the Baseball Hall of Fame is located in Coopersville, New York, The Chicken Coop Museum is located in Ballsville, New York. You can see both of them the same day.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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The True Facts from Snoops #660

According to Snoops: The film "Ground Hog Day" was loosely based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet"!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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The True Facts from Snoops #318

According to Snoops: Ben Franklin's Poor Richard's Almanac always included some of the colonists favorite puns, limericks and a centerfold.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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"Israel is on it's own!"

Plans being made to blow up Iran nuke plants, John Kerry.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Iran plans more nuke plants.

John Kerry: I had no idea they would actually lie to me.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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INVENTOR: Humans Will Soon Reprogram Biology to Avoid Disease, Aging.

Everyone spontaneous combust at the age of 85! ("What was that noise?" "Just grandma, she hit 85 last night")

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Madagascar village hit by bubonic plague.

Benton, Arkansas hit by Bucolic Plague!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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'DUCK DYNASTY' carols outselling Britney Spears.#4

"Frosty The Snowbeard" outselling Burl Ives version!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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'DUCK DYNASTY' carols outselling Britney Spears.#3

Favorite: "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer" so we buried her and dressed the reindeer for winter stew.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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'DUCK DYNASTY' carols outselling Britney Spears.#2

"Here Come The Duck Dynasty Santa Claus" a bestseller!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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'DUCK DYNASTY' carols outselling Britney Spears.

But so are over half of all the other singers out there.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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REPORT: Castro Shake Came after Months of Secret Talks.

Talks that most people knew about in the NHA, CIA, hackers and FBI among others.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Mandela ceremony interpreter called 'fake'

'Made up his own hand gestures'. Mandela would never use such language", says one deaf male.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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NASA Unveils New Robot.

This one cannot only change piss to drinking water but crap into caviar.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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UPDATE: 200,000 Apply to Live on Mars.

"We are drawing up a list of "enemies of the state" to go there", says Washington.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Air Force Base Takes Down Nativity Scene After Complaint It Violated Constitution

After the past four years, we didn't know we still had a constitution!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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India Court Bans Gay Sex.

If you're going to have gay sex, please go to a private place and out of our courts!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Time: Pope Voted Parson of the Year

I'm sorry, that should be Time: "Person of the Year"

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Old Trafford

The Theatre of Grim Reality

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 December 2013
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Dictionary recall

The Oxford English Dictionary Company are recalling the 2014 edition after it was discovered that the word 'Blame' was missing. "And who's fault is that?" asked Victoria Coren.

written by IainB, 11 December 2013
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New Jersey Man Sleeps 10 Hours Unaware Knife Stuck In His Back

"I thought we were just talking metaphor, but apparently I came home with a knife LITERALLY stuck in my back."

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 11 December 2013
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Study: Viagra May Relieve Women's Cramps

Apparently when a man takes the right dose of Viagra he is bestowed an ability to knock the cramps right out of his partner.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 11 December 2013
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District Attorney Fights for Job in Civil Trial After DWI Conviction

You gotta fight, for your right, to PARTY!

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 11 December 2013
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St. Nicks Learn Tricks of Trade at Santa School

Tricks such as taking "Elfie" pics with subordinates and submission holds for unruly reindeers.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 11 December 2013
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Colo. 6-Year-Old Suspended for Kissing Girl

Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. They kicked his ass right out of school. The other kids thought he was cool.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 11 December 2013
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American Woman Almost Wins "Arabs Got Talent"

Leaving the world even more confused.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 11 December 2013
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Sarah Palin to Host New "Amazing America" Show

The creators are reconsidering the title. They scrapped the title "Annoying America" because they weren't sure how many followers it would get.

written by Tony Bagodonutz, 11 December 2013
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Joey "The Ladies Man" Biden

Back in high school Vice-President Joe Biden was voted Guy Most Likely To Become A Mormon because of that multiple chick thing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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The President of Afghanistan Insults The USA

President Hamid Krazai stated that all the American people care about is football, basketball, baseball, and American Idol.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Kim Kardashian's Worst Nightmare

Kim Kardashian says that lately she has been having horrible nightmares about her humongous butt shrinking to the size of LeAnn Rimes' butt.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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President Obama's Disapproval Rating Reaches 53%

The president responds by saying that his approval rating is 47% and that's the only number that really counts.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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A Sucker From Way Back

FOX talk show host Bill O'Reilly sucked his right thumb until the age of 12.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Scientists Discover The Difference Between A Male and Female Brain

After spending years of researching the age old question, scientists have announced that a female's brain is pink and a male's brain is blue.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Those Darn Mosquitoes

The Mt. Rushmore presidential monument was originally going to be in Louisiana, but the plans were changed due to the mosquito problem.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Alec Baldwin - The Poster Boy For Stress And Nuttiness.

Alec Baldwin recently said that he is thinking of changing the C in his name to the more normal looking K.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Ann Coulter - The Political Freak of Nature

Ann Coulter has admitted that she has three ovaries.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Could The Boston Celtics Horrible Record Have Something To Do With It?

Boston has more handkerchiefs than any city in the United States.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Op Ed Columnist: Failure Is The New American Way

David Brooks,of the NYTs said that the reality now and for the future is endless depression,"The New America" he wrote."The serenity prayer should be said repeatedly on TV by Obama as the answer."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Retirement Tip: Consider Gold IRA Rollover

Wherever you are and no matter how the economy is doing, remember this: You can always eat gold!

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Church Defends Opposition To Birth Control

Cardinal Baloney of the New York diocese said to day that sperm is already infused with a soul before a women is impregnated. "That is why it must not be prevented from fertilizing a woman's egg."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Solution To Food Riots In Los Angeles

Unruly hungry people have resembled out-of-control Walmart Black Friday shoppers as they get food from food banks. Now as they arrive L.A. cops are handing out treats laden with tranquilizers.

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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The True Facts from Snoops #741

According to Snoops: Ivory Soap is the only soap that has ever been named after a body part of an elephant.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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New bird flu resists drugs without losing ability to spread.

Doctor: It's hard to work on them with them flapping their arms so wildly.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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Twenty Four Family Members In Gunfight

West Virginia: A family fight over who would get to open their presents first has landed 24 member of one family in the hospital.

written by Bureau, 11 December 2013
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