There were 1,679 spoof news snippets published in December 2013. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Cardnial Baloney Rejects New Biblical Scripture

Roman Catholic scholars say that a Christian document found in Nazereth is authentic & was written by a woman, NY's Cardinal Baloney said, "Not possible! They tied His sandals and shine my shoes!"

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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Kim Jung Um Calls In Fukushima Dalichi Company

N. Korea has started producing fuel rods for its new nuclear reactor. Dear Leader Um said all would go well because Tepco of the Fukushima Dalichi nuclear power plant in Japan is giving advice.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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"Privacy," What's That?

Teens are texting, sexting, selfing, posting intimate details, give out e-mails & don't care if corporations, advertisers, the NSA has access to personal info. Now, only 5% can define "privacy."

written by Keith Shirey, 27 December 2013
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Duckie Robertson To Be Back On A&E

"Ohhhhh goodie! Maybe now we'll get to hear the n-word hear all of the details about bestiality, and lice co-habitation in long beards,"said Sara Palin.

written by Keith Shirey, 28 December 2013
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McDonalds Tells Employees To Avoid Fast Foods

Without irony, a bulletin to workers says that "fast foods are typically high in calories, fat, saturated fat, sugar, and salt and may put people at risk for becoming overweight,"

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Air Force Removes Drunken General

In Moscow, Maj. Gen Mchael Carey stumbled through Red Square slurring his speech, insulting everyone. He visited bars with "Cigar Lady" and picked fights. His job was to control US' nuclear arsenal.

written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
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House GOP: Climate Change Not A Threat

A House GOP caucus determined yesterday that climate change is not a threat to the planet. They also voted that the risk of cigarets, trans-fats, asbestos, & radioactivity to health was overblown.

written by Keith Shirey, 22 December 2013
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U.S. Softens Deadline For Afghan Deal

Sec. Kerry said he wanted to talk a security deal with the Afghan Pres., "when he came down a little." Since Karzi has held the office, opium production has increased 2,000 per cent.

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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Sheik Shortens Long Name To "Chuck"

Dubai ruler Sheik Mohammed Bin Rashid al-Maktoumen said that during sex it is better for women to exclaim "Oh Chuck!" than to use his full name. "There are fewer interruptions," he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 06 December 2013
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GOP Serves Cake At Marie Antoinette Mission

Thanks to the House GOP, no extension of jobless benefits for Christmas and increased homelessness, but Rep. Boehner served cake at the Marie Antoinette Mission in his Ohio home town of Scroogeburg.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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McDonalds Tells How To Tip Au Pairs

McDonald's today gave workers advice on tipping au pairs, personal fitness trainers, and pool cleaners. McDonald's employees live far below the poverty line and rely on subsidies like food stamps.

written by Keith Shirey, 12 December 2013
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GA Rep Says 5-Year-Olds Must Work For Lunch

He says force poor kids to sweep floors for school-provided lunch starting at 5. Too, they must say, "Please sir, may I have some more," if they want more gruel.

written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
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Kerry Deals With Crazy Karzai

Sec.Kerry wants Afghan Pres Karzai to sign a pact so US can stay there forever. But the nutty Karzi may or may not sign. I have to be his therapist the Sec. said, holding up a copy of a Freud book.

written by Keith Shirey, 22 December 2013
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China Lands On The Moon

The landing was successful but since the pod was on top of a rocket launched in a Chinese urban area, it caused considerable smog on the moon.

written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
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Pope Francis Says Women Equal To Men

"It's just that they can't be priests, bishops, cardinals or popes. But they can get close to male clergy when they shine their shoes."

written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
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Toby Keith Sells Out To Terrorists

At right-winger Toby Keith's "I Love This Bar & Grill" in VA, is a big sign NO GUNS ALLOWED. In VA you can carry a gun into a bar, get drunk, keep it. Now we can't shoot the terrorists said a patron.

written by Keith Shirey, 28 December 2013
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Fox News Covers The Birth Of Jesus

Fox News commentators confirmed that Jesus, who was born today, was definitely white.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Santa Claus Almost Shot Down

While Santa was making a trial run over the North Pole today NORAD, which tracks him each year mistook his sleigh for a missile. The F-35 fighter with its fatal design flaws fired but missed Santa.

written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
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NBC Announces New Series Based On Cannibalism

An NBC executive stated today that a new miniseries called "Donner Pass Delights" will be aired next January. "Cannibalism is the next step beyond zombie shows. Yummy, yummy says my tummy," he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Obama Says Pope Is His Friend & Ally, No Says Pope

The Pres quotes and praises Francis, says he's friend and ally. The Pope who focuses on peace and non-violence said that "Obama's drones are death machines. With friends like him who needs enemies?"

written by Keith Shirey, 26 December 2013
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Shrink Wants Obama & Bush Committed

Shrink Bill Bain of Brooke Med. Center wants the Pres committed. "He says that Iraq is on track, when it's falling apart! It's like W's 'Mission Accomplished.' statement. They both should be here."

written by Keith Shirey, 26 December 2013
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Santa Spies For NSA, Elves & Reindeer for KGB

When he makes his rounds spying tonight Santa is a NSA agent. But under KGB control, the elves and reindeer, led by the traitor Rudolph, will cause Santa's spying gear to malfunction.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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A Little Palin Oversight

Turns out she has not even read the anti-gay remarks she's been defending from Duck Dynasty. "I'm not surprised, I haven't either," said fellow duck show defender, Rev. Mike Huckabee.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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The FBI Said "It's A Wonderful Life" Was Communist

The Bureau also said that "Lassie Come Home" advanced the cause of bestiality.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Kim Jung Um's Uncle's Corpse Brought Home

North Korea's Glorious One politically purged and had his uncle, Big Dong, executed. Upon examining the corpse, Um's wife, "Princess Necro" thanked her husband for his "state service."

written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
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United Arab Emeritis: Sorcery Is Crime

Emeriti lawyer, Mohammed al Wierdo said that being under the spell of a sorceress "messes one up." As he was talking he stroked the head of the genie from the lamp on his walnut veneer desk.

written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
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Noah Should Have Been Thrown Off The Ark

A Climate Change expert says that about a million species on earth have died out due to humans. In the future there will be no life of any kind. There should have been no humans on the ark, he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Gov. Perry Says "Wait And See"

The EPA found enough methane in houses near fracking sites to blow them up but Tex.Rangers chased the EPA away under Gov. Perry's orders. "Them Feds is never right, they ain't blowed up yet," he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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FDA To Effect Taste Of Big Macs

The FDA has restricted the use of antibiotics and other medicines in farm animals. Nearness to pesticides too. At McDonald's said that business would plummet. "The burgers will taste too healthy."

written by Keith Shirey, 12 December 2013
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Mr Universe

For the seventy-fifth year in a row, Mr Universe has been won by a human. "How good are we?" said Arnold Schwarzenegger.

written by IainB, 12 December 2013
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It's Christmas Time, Let's Go To Sachs!

2 Wall Streeters were talking about "class warfare." One said that Jesus condemned earthly power based on riches. Don't worry, he just wants us to shop for his birthday. No one takes him seriously!

written by Keith Shirey, 22 December 2013
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LA Cops Switch Focus To Jaywalkers

Police Chief Chief Charlie Beck said that since the LA's war on gangs, drugs and guns has "pretty much failed," they'd try something else. "We're now protecting cars from pedestrians," he stated.

written by Keith Shirey, 26 December 2013
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The Frugal Marilyn Monroe?

During her entire adult career Marilyn Monroe only owned a total of three bras.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 December 2013
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Scarlett Johansson Drives Men Nuts

Psychologists across the U.S. are treating men for a new mental disorder: They have fallen ln love with computer operating systems voiced by Ms. Johansson.

written by Keith Shirey, 23 December 2013
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Woman Stabs Fiance Over Wedding Colors

A woman stabbed her fiance over the color of wedding napkins. The injury was slight, the charges dropped, and the 2 are reconciled. However they now face choosing the color of the wedding gown.

written by Keith Shirey, 27 December 2013
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Let Them All Eat Cake

When told that non-violent low level drug offenders can't get jobs, contrary to law, which leads to hungry & homelessness, Sen. Ted Cruz R-TX said, "Don't bother me none. No one else can find work."

written by Keith Shirey, 27 December 2013
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NRA Gets Religious Tax Exemption

The IRS has given the NRA church status. This is so because "it's worship of guns and related icons is as intense as any religions." The NRA will now build churches with weapons on its alters.

written by Keith Shirey, 14 December 2013
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U.S. Softens Deadline For Afghan Deal

Sec. Kerry said he wanted to talk a security deal with the Afghan Pres., "when he came down a little." Since Karzi has held the office, opium production has increased 2,000 per cent.

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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Pussy Riot Members Released From Prison

The leader of the group Maria Alyokina was asked by a member the press, upon her release, what the group would do now. "Sergikins, You don't know our name?" she scoffed.

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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Walmart Asks Workers Help

In the past the company has requested that its workers provide food for other employees who are hungry. Today's request is that Walmart low-wage homeless workers be taken in by fellow employees.

written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
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2013 Is All But Gone

"It can't be soon enough for me," said Pres. Obama recovering from the horrible intro of Obamacare. As he spoke, Michelle spread suntan oil on his Hawaii- vacation-burned body bought through the ACA.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Court Nixes Laws Against Prostitution

The Canadian court said that laws against whoring were void. TV news producers and boradcasters who interview relatives of dead crime victims just after their deaths were heaving a sigh of relief.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Fox Newsman Accidentally Endorses EPA

Obama hater Steve Doocy in a rant today was outraged at Obama's lax enforcement of environmental regulations which he often calls "fascist." Doocy apologized for his mistake to Fox Chief, Roger Ass.

written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
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Ghosts Of Gays Moon Queen's Representative

Alan Turin won WW II because of code-breaking. He got a "royal pardon of mercy" for having sex w/ another man read at his gravesite where the ghosts of he & his partner mooned the Queen's spokesman.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Walmart Workers Praise Company

One low-paid Walmart worker at the outlet at Broken Urinal, Ga. , who are "dumpster divers" there said that "Me and my friends looks through the discards and they'll be fine, thanks to the Waltons."

written by Keith Shirey, 16 December 2013
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Samantha Power Seems Confused

The US emissary to the UN visited CAR, an orderless, African collapsed state with Jihadists in control everywhere, 1/2 mil. uprooted. She called for "free, contested" elections amidst the total chaos

written by Keith Shirey, 22 December 2013
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Here We Go Again!

Private military contractors got rich in Iraq and Afghanistan. With theU.S. now engaged in Africa, DynCorp, Blackwater, etc. have lush new contracts. "It's just like old times," said one mercenary.

written by Keith Shirey, 22 December 2013
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Who Knew!

In Bat Yam Israel a bomb exploded and completely demolished a bus. No one was injured because it was evacuated when the abandoned bomb was spotted. CNN news calls it "a possible terrorist attack."

written by Keith Shirey, 22 December 2013
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CARBON POLLUTION IS NUTRIENT

Eastern states want the midwest to improve air. They say that Coal pollution with low pollution reg cause wind carrying carbon soot to go east. The governor of KY responded that carbon is in foods.

written by Keith Shirey, 09 December 2013
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We Liberals Have Soft Hearts

Thom Hartmann TV liberal said today that people like him aren't like the hateful birthers who go after Obama. "We just say things like Bush & Cheney are sociopathic war criminals & should be hanged."

written by Keith Shirey, 23 December 2013
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Cardinal Baloney Attacks Onanism

The NY Prelate said that masturbation is the gravest sin of all. "Sperm is Holy Seed. It is infused with soul as it forms God says. Spilling seed is worse than spilling Jesus' blood at Mass" he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 27 December 2013
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Sarah Palin Gets Knocked Back Down To Earth

Sarah Palin reportedly went into a Hollywood beauty salon to get a makeover and the receptionist asked, "What's the point?"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 December 2013
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The President of Afghanistan Insults The USA

President Hamid Krazai stated that all the American people care about is football, basketball, baseball, and American Idol.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 December 2013
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Top Indian Diplomat Cuffed, Strip Searched

India's Dep. Council in NY is involved in a pay dispute with an employee. She was arrested, cuffed, strip and cavity searched, in jail with drunks. Just SOP for NYPD," said the arresting officer.

written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
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Protestor Kisses Cop's Visor, May Get Jail Time

Nina de Chiffe a 20-year-old beautiful student environmental protestor faced off with police and kissed and licked an officer's visor. She has been charged with sexual assault, faces a trial, prison.

written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
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Church Defends Opposition To Birth Control

Cardinal Baloney of the New York diocese said to day that sperm is already infused with a soul before a women is impregnated. "That is why it must not be prevented from fertilizing a woman's egg."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Netanyahu Rejects US General's Advice

"Look," said the Israeli Prime Minister, "Gen. Allen presided over the U.S. Afghan fiasco. Listening to him about our security is like hearing an inept safecracker describe the tricks of his trade"

written by Keith Shirey, 06 December 2013
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No Extension of Unemployment Benefits

GOP House members don't want renewal because, in Speaker Boehner's words, "Putting it in the budget may prevent starvation for millions, but it would cause hungry children to love big government."

written by Keith Shirey, 06 December 2013
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China Won't Renew Reporter's Visas

"They lie about not being able to breathe in our urban areas do to the poisonous air," said Glorious Leader Xi Jonping. "We breathe just fine with the assistance of our masks and oxygen tanks."

written by Keith Shirey, 06 December 2013
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Dictionary recall

The Oxford English Dictionary Company are recalling the 2014 edition after it was discovered that the word 'Blame' was missing. "And who's fault is that?" asked Victoria Coren.

written by IainB, 11 December 2013
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The Old West Was No Place For A Kid

Wild West outlaw Billy The Kid hated his nickname and actually preferred the name Billy The Dude.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2013
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OFFICIALS NOW SAYS OBAMA MET WITH UNCLE

POTUS told the press 2 years ago that he had never met his uncle Onyango. But he lived with him it turns out. Today the White House explained, "The Pres. thought he was staying with someone else."

written by Keith Shirey, 06 December 2013
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Miley Cyrus Speaks

" I guess that me and Lindsay--based on the amount of space given to us in the press--are what America's all about! it won't be the same with Justin retiring. But there's sure to be a replacement."

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Pentagon Spent $85M For Tobacco Products

In the past fiscal year reports reveal that the Pentagon spent that for private tobacco contractors. Not yet confirmed is that the U.S. Military cost for removal of cigarette warning labels was $22M.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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BP Accused Of Dumping Radioactive Waste

A spokesman for the big oil company pointed to the"pure, pristine waters" of a Luisiana swamp and denied there was any radioactivity in the water; he stroked a three headed toad as he spoke.

written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
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PASTOR DESTROYS ATHIEIST ON TV

On KROC Athiest J. Crew said "The book of Leviticus sanctions slaves being their owner's property forever" The Rev.P Fowl retorted, -Bad interpretation, God is merciful, it's just for a little while.

written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
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Boeing Changes Mind

Seattle based Boeing Aircraft won't move to Bangladesh after all, after a labor dispute. It's going to a "Right-To-Work" state in the U.S. where a spokesman said, "We can better exploit workers."

written by Keith Shirey, 16 December 2013
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Women Huge Problem For GOP

Chief of GOP Campaigns Michael Steele said today that enough "broads" don't vote for us. "As Boehner says in Dowd's NYT's column today. We've got to get these skanks in line before Hillary runs."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Sen. Cruz, Gov. Perry Want Day Of Prayer

Senator Ted Cruz said today that the huge problems of refinery deaths, fracking accidents and severe factory maimings in TX. should be solved through prayer. "Not to believe in miracles is Un-Texan."

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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FL. Coeds Can Party And Carry Guns

A Fl. court ruled that a Fl. coed should have been able to bring a gun to a party even though she was drunk. "There is no moment when someone should be without a gun. That's Un-American" it said.

written by Keith Shirey, 11 December 2013
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Writer of Young Adult Paranormal Sex Is Rich

Bill Loftus said that he thought he'd get wealthy. "Kids do it on the internet, by e-mails, cells, selfings, & porn. They just do artificial sex, can't do the real thing. I knew they'd buy my books."

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013
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Joan Rivers Warns Julia Roberts

Joan Rivers has said that if Julia Roberts doesn't stop insulting Jennifer Lawrence she will bite Roberts on her oversized lips.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 December 2013
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Federal judge rules against NSA spying

"But has been called in by the CIA for a little chat about the past 25 years of his life!"

written by Bureau, 17 December 2013
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Justin Bieber's Big Secret

Justin Bieber has a secret collection of 52 Barbie Dolls.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 December 2013
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"Pussy Riot" To Be Freed From Russia Jail

But their punishment is not over. All will be required to wear chastity belts while on probation.

written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
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Both Parties Praise Budget Deal

Dem. Sen. Chuck Schumer said the deal was very good. It includes cuts for wounded vets, the poor, children and the aged. Hunger will increase due to no food stamp aid. Schumer in US is a liberal.

written by Keith Shirey, 22 December 2013
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Economic Inequality Worries GOP

The Chair of the Republican Party said today that he is very worried about the disparity in income between Wall Street multi-millionaires and billionaires.

written by Keith Shirey, 18 December 2013
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What Would Jesus Buy?

Nothing, since He and his followers gave all that they had to the poor.

written by Keith Shirey, 23 December 2013
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Don't Eat Falafels At Airports

A man who was studying Arabic was arrested by TSA-FBI for flash cards w/ words like "house" and "tree." The agents said that if people have falafels or hummis on them they too would be detained

written by Keith Shirey, 27 December 2013
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Rear-View Mirror Dice Are Included

Haiti has built a Mars type land rover that it wants to sell to the United States.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 December 2013
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Palin, Cruz Defend Dynasty Ducker

Robertson has attacked millions of blacks and gays on show was defended by Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, & Hannidy who said that it was his 1st amendment right to have a show on TV! He should stay forever!

written by Keith Shirey, 24 December 2013
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Tx Gun Club Opening Goes Wrong

Texas, know for its love of guns and opposition to gun safety legislation hosted a Gun Club grand opening in Midland. As the doors were opening an employee shot himself in the hand.

written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
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Strangest Sex Laws In U.S.

In TX- one can't own more than 12 dildos; Mis:- Illegal to discuss polygamy; LA- Necrophilia is legal; AL -Marriage incest is o.k.

written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
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Robertson Talks About Cuba

Duckie Robertson said that the darkies were happiest In Jim Crow days. He then added that the Cubans were joyous sweating and singing 15 hrs a days in the tobacco and cane fields before the revolution

written by Keith Shirey, 28 December 2013
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The Indy 500 Almost Wasn't

The Indianapolis 500 was almost changed to the Indianapolis 475 in 1975.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 December 2013
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Cheney Called Mandella A "Terrorist"

"Mandela advocated love, non-violence, and reconciliation to stop apartheid. I said to keep him in prison because is ideas were in conflict with core American values. That's terrorism," Cheney said.

written by Keith Shirey, 06 December 2013
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Danica Patrick - The NASCAR Cutey

Danica Patrick has commented that since she hosted the American Country Association Award Show she's had 3,429 marriage proposals.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 December 2013
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The Name Change Was A Rock Solid One

The very first time that the Rolling Stones performed in a concert, they used the name The Bouncing Peebles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 December 2013
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OBABA DID MEET WITH UNCLE HE ADMITS

2 years ago Obama said he had never met with his uncle Onyango. But it turns out he had lived with him. Today, the White House explained, "The President thought he was staying with someone else."

written by Keith Shirey, 06 December 2013
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Obama Sets Modest Goals for 2014

After the disaster that was 2013 the President said he'd just be glad to "come out of this with just strand of black hair left."

written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
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Joan The Moan Has Something To Really Moan About

Joan Rivers has confessed that all of her dozens of facial and body surgeries have caused her belly button to end up in her left ear.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 December 2013
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McDonalds Gives Sex Advice To Workers

McDonald's, who has given advice to its low-wage poverty workers on how to budget, tip Au Pairs and pool cleaners, has added good sex advise to to the list. "Happy In Bed, Happy At Work" it says.

written by Keith Shirey, 16 December 2013
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College Pres Gets Cut To Hire New Coach

USC head Steve Simple said today he was glad to get salary decrease in order to lure Bear Bryant to coach the Trojans. "Giving Bear 100 Million a year is well worth it. I just oversee education."

written by Keith Shirey, 16 December 2013
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Tila Tequilla Defends Hitler

In a facebook rant the TV star said Hitler had a horrible youth and was a "sweet kid" that we should forgive like Atilla The Hun. " Hitler tried to wipe out the low IQ'ed. Just sayin'" said a poster.

written by Keith Shirey, 12 December 2013
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The Contest Was A Flat Draw

Kate Hudson and Keira Knightley once had a contest to see which one had the bigger boobs…they both lost.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 December 2013
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No Blue Pills For Him

Larry King has been married so many times he says that whenever he sees a cake he gets an erection.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 December 2013
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GM Re-Named "Government Motors"

During the crisis the U.S. gave billions to bail out GM. The gov't sold GM stock and lost $10b.The U.S. still owns may shares-the price must double or there will be more losses which won't happen..

written by Keith Shirey, 12 December 2013
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Fake Signer at Mandela Memorial

According to security services, the 'fake signer' who appeared at the Nelson Mandela Memorial was identified after he started doing the moves to the Macarana.

written by IainB, 12 December 2013
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Climate Chief Now Admits Pollution Not Good

The potential PA climate chief who said just last week that climate change has no adverse effects has reversed himself a bit to get the job. And he now knows "air pollution can affect human health."

written by Keith Shirey, 12 December 2013
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Boehner Says Dems Want Big Government

House Speaker John Boehner said that "Democrats want more government rather than more freedom." That was just after voting for for bills to increase funding for the NSA CIA and other spying agencies.

written by Keith Shirey, 12 December 2013
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