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First documented video evidence of apes swimming is released

Could very well be this weekends top movie, say critics.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Tomorrow on "The View":

Over twenty naked congressmen and one naked congress woman! It should be interesting so tune in.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Martha Stewart Nearly Arrested Again

CIA say that she had the cheese right there in her hand but suddenly shredded it before they could stop her.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Al Gore Missing, Presumed On Fire

Several witnesses say they were very close to once VP Gore when someone told him global warming was a crock. Gore reportedly became so mad he spontaneously Combusted.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Skinny, Bespeckled Nerd Wins Student of the Year

Ten Atomic wedgies and five depantsings!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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New Stats Out!

According to a new report, only one out of twenty with wide rear ends are actually a 'mule" smuggling drugs out of country.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Missing Remote Found in Plastic Ban Behind Commode!

"I wonder why there was a slab of marijuana near the television set, says visiting neighbor.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Children Battling Fortune Left By Dad!

Bunnen Halter, wealthy inventor of the Air Guitar worth and millions, dead at the age of 62. Family scramble over fortune.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Foreign Visitors Frightened Over Talking House!

White House says U.S. has not cut off aid to Egypt. "We don't think so, anyway."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Turkey PM Blasts Mursi Captors

Turkey's Prime Minister Erdogan angers U.S., Israel, Egypt with Mursi extreme defense. "I sorta kinda liked him sometimes."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Most Popular Allegiance Airlines

These are all non-stop, low-cost airplanes, you can bring your own snacks. Also, while in line to board, they just ask you to turn around & frisk the person behind you & step through metal detector.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Who Says CPA's Don't Have a Sense of humor"

"Did you hear the one about the auditor and the actuary?"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Why 'The Butler' is groundbreaking

Because it should be buried say several who have seen it. "I knew it was a political movie so I sat through it to see what they're trying to push over on us next."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Gov.: I never said Obama 'hates' whites

"I just stated that he wouldn't give us air if we were in a jug."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Cops: Man shot by teens -- just because

Teens decided 'to kill somebody'. Of course this has nothing to do with violent games, movies and TV. So it must be that we're not pouring enough money in programs or maybe caused by George Bush!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Bald Bank Manager Suddenly Sporting Mullet

"Hope he doesn't get close to the ceiling fan because i know one of the assistant managers is back there getting ready to turn it on at the right time. Men are nuts."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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OSHA Could Cancel Christmas

"There's an outbreak of reindeer flu that Santa could spread all over the world. It's much worse than when the elves began coming down with tinsel lung. This could spread but we'll do our best."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Update: Maine Gov. Declares: 'Obama Hates White People'

"You ever see him at any NASCAR event, playing ice hockey? No!!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Police Stop Another One

"Someone is placing 'I'm Headed For My 19 Virgins Right Now!' bumper stickers on parked cars", says police captain. "We can't afford to let them go."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Special Closed Session of UN Called

Right after Frenchman appointed Secretary General. "Thank you my fellow Ambassadors. Where you going? Is someone after us?"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Celine Dion Agrees Never to Hit High Note Again

Over twenty women and two men in the audience have breast implants explode.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Local Proctoligist Being Sued By Patient

After leaving rubber glove up obese woman's Patoot! Doctor counters that he nearly broke his arm.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Joe Biden Misspeaks again

"The President is started seeing Bozo the Clones everywhere!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Close Election in 2016 Say Experts

Can the Democrats get enough names off tombstones to overcome Republicans cloning nerds?

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Geraldo Rivera Seen Walking Street

Interviewing invisible people. Meets mime in invisible cube and runs away screaming "They're Here!!!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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..........sibling dribbling

Wills: "George is a little rascal", just like his Dad Harry then?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 August 2013
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Experts Are in Agreement Over Dirty Bomb

Not only would it make life difficult for average American, it could cause tens of thousands of Obsessive/Compulsives to go wild as a March Hare!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Psychiatrist Delivers Good News

"It says here that your days of being unappreciated, called a failure, losing jobs are just about over. Or will be in 3-6 months."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Good-Sized Party Over Hated Office-Gossip Retirement!

"Oh she was good. A new person would come in a little unsure of herself and Gladys would come up to her like her best friend, "Oh, you're new here. Are you OK? Let's just sit down & have a chat."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Lady On Sedgeway In Pretty Bad Shape

"I was going to the market and this skunk came out in front of me all of a sudden and suddenly I lost my sense of smell and was riding a car hood...and the skunk was in my lap..I don't wanna live!!!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Whatever Happened to Human Cloning?

All you hear about are drone planes, hybrid and electric cars. But what are we doing about the underpopulated earth?

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Jason Alexander to Star in Reality Show

"I'm A Marine Biologist" starts this coming January on the Has-Been Cable Channel.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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President Obama Speaks Up For Daughters

Both my girls are scared to death of clowns ever since that rodeo thing. Michelle got a pie in the face Saturday. The guy escaped in the crowd of at least 100 clowns all dressed alike.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Surprise Witness at Baseball Hearings

"Yes, he told me he was taking steroids but since his balls were the size of marbles, I had guessed it already."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Tenth Grader With Elephantassitis Target of Classmates

"Hey Elephant Ass! Come on over here and pull up some chairs and eat with us today!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Microsoft to roll out SurPhobletoaster with 17.3 inch screen

REDMOND, WA - Microsoft announced the release of their new 17.3 inch SurPhobletoaster, due to arrive in stores on Oct. 31.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Surprise! Surprise!

"The House of Horse Meat", initial restaurant is mall favorite place to eat for all cool teens in Lincoln, Nebraska.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Upset Winner of Miss Universe Contest

It's Brofk Ghromerdead, from the Klingon third moon, Flarf!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Obamas' Dog Poops on Floor in Oval Office

***BREAKING NEWS*** The Obama's new dog, Sunny, issued his own "release" today, taking a giant dump on the floor of the Oval Office.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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'Global terrorist' Boko Haram head may be dead: Nigeria

"It ain't moved in three days", stated official. "We think the rest of him is around here somewhere."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Turkey's Erdogan sees Israel's hand in Egyptian overthrow

Also sees other hand in many puppet governments around the world.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Obama lauds Mali for 'credible' elections a year after coup

"Laudy, Laudy, but that's some good news for a change!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Justin Bieber Angry

After being offered a 'small part' in a Triple X Adult film!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Mitch McConnell's Brother Gone

Senator Mitch McConnell's brother, The Pillsbury Doughboy has passed away when someone poked him to death. Witness says he died while laughing hysterically!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Brooklyn Evacuated!

Newly purchased car driven by Lindsay Lohan last seen headed directly towards Brooklyn!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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As Zimbabwe heads to polls, worries about votes from the cemetery

Pollster says they often vote twice, once for each side.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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52 Year-Old Woman Looks 51!

"I give all the credit to 'Stay Put Soap'", she tells Infomercial audience.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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In relentless campaign, Egypt arrests Muslim Brotherhood leader

If he's silly enough to stay in Egypt during all this uproar he deserves to be arrested.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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UFO sightings at Area 51: Government flying saucer test?

"Not so", say skeptics. "If we had saucer-shaped flying machines, we could have scared our enemies to death! They have gone from 'No Area 51' to 'we made those ourselves!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Iranian school kids will now learn 'drone-hunting' skills

"They'll be entirely different by the time they graduate", says U.S. Military officer.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Lindsay Lohan in Trouble Again!

Apparently she tackled the Naked Cowboy and stole his guitar!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Former Student Sues Nun

"She made me stand in the corner in front of the class for two whole minutes. I'm dramatized!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Swedish women don headscarves after assault on Muslim

"Don't want to give ourselves away", says one in bikini.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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State of Confusion: Egypt Aid Halted?

President: "We have sent aid to Egypt! No? We have not yet sent aid to Egypt! Which side? We don't know? There you have it. Last question folks. Gotta golf...go!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Drill Sergeants Hate New M/F Trainees March

"Ain't no use in going home!" (Ain't no use in going home) "Jody's now a girl and gone!" (Jody's now a girl and gone!)

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Spock Makes It Into Baseball's Hall of Fame!

Most people don't realize that Leonard Nimoy could throw one of the best split-fingered fastballs ever! "Live long and strike out!"

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Weiner Can't Keep It Up

After all the jokes and all the publicity about his mailings, Anthony Weiner may drop out today.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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More Weiner Allegations!

Top newspapers say more and more ladies coming forward daily. "This is just the tip of the Weiner", says Chicago Tribune.

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Guardian says UK forced it to destroy Snowden material

Either that or eat it piece by piece!

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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David Brock accuses NYTimes of anti-Clinton bias.

"Yes", stated President Obama. "What's going on with those Clintons? (whew!)

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Barry Bonds Grows Second Head #2

"But it's not from steroids. "But it's not steroids. I just said that. I just said that. I hate it when he starts doing that! I hate it when he starts doing that."

written by Bureau, 20 August 2013
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Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

Samsung's next smartphone, will contain 23 ounces of pure platinum. The phone will be encrusted with 357 diamonds and will weight in at 3.6 pounds.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Bloomberg Presses for Action on Bakery Rules

A day after an appeals court rejected his ban on sugary drinks larger than 16 ounces, Mayor Bloomberg announced that he will seek to outlaw jelly donuts.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Obama Favours Cupboard Reorganisation

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to maximise control of gouvernment, feel more European and minimise Amerika, the Obama administration is proposing reorganising his cupboard.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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The U.S. Nixes The American Airlines - U.S. Airways Merger

The U.S. government has blocked the proposed merger between American Airlines and U.S. Air. A government spokesperson said they did not care for the new name, We Gotcha Airlines.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 August 2013
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The Phone Number Was Missing 4 Digits

A New Hampshire woman was arrested for calling 911 because she needed a pen. She has been charged with misuse of the 911 service. She is now telling police that she meant to call Walmart but misdialed.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 August 2013
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Who The Heck Was That Masked Man?

The Hasbroken Toy Company has just reported that nationwide sales of The Lone Ranger Lunch Boxes only numbered 113.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 August 2013
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Guess Why The Rent In Tulsa Is So Cheap

A recent report stated that Tulsa, Oklahoma has the lowest rent of any American city, just as long as you don't mind living in a teepee.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 August 2013
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Isn't It Time For A New Song?

A close friend of Taylor Swift's has said that the singer is starting to get worried since she has not had a new boyfriend in several weeks.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 August 2013
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