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And another One's Gone!

The United states Navy SEALS announced today that they have finally eliminated al-Qaeda #007!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Micky D Admits Ribs Fake

Mickey D's admitted that there is no rib meat in their McRibs. "We buy a perfume from Poland and spray the McRib smell add spoonful of BBQ for flavor on whatever extra meat we have around."

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Weiner Stood up!

Anthony Weiner was the only one that showed up at this week's proposed NYC Mayor Debate.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Mexico Booming Economy

Hottest at present: Pinatas selling like hotcakes to Middle Eastern countries who have ran out of Effigies to burn.

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Realistic Dolls Now Personal

New Japanese Company say they can create perfect "Placebo Girl" of woman who turned down your marriage proposal! Thus far, 500 have stated that Jessica Alba turned them down.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Change In TV Guides

From now on, all program ratings will include that of the Amish, Mennonite.

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Big Changes In Middle East

Women Martyrs promised 100 pool boys in their next life!

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New Spiderman Movie?

Rumors out of Hollywood is that there is going to be a new Spiderman to be released next Spring. The title seems to be "Spiderman Versus Granddaddy Longlegs".

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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New tool peeks into brain to measure consciousness

In testing thus far, politicians are mostly asleep on their feet!

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Rabbits made to glow in the dark

"Guess I won't be needing this night scope anymore", says one hunter.

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San Diego Hooters bans mayor

We don't approve of that kind of conduct in here. Plus, it might be too much for him if he's trying to recover.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Pope Francis Makes Another Key Change

All choirboys will wear special bracelets to alert police to anything going on!

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Playboy Magazine To defy Odds And Increase sales

Mostly by allowing you to download a 3D copy of Playmate of the Month!

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Weiner At It Again

And this time he's using 3D download photos of "Li'l Weiner"!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Study: "Growing Up Poor Raises Chances of Smoking"

So smoke 'em while ya' have 'em. You won't be poor as long.

written by Samuel Vargo, 14 August 2013
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Cleveland Browns not ready to name starting QB -

They haven't pulled a guy off the street yet.

written by Samuel Vargo, 14 August 2013
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Tony Romo called 'thief' and 'loser' by NFL defensive end Travis Johnson -

Actually, those are good things to tack on to an NFL resume. That might be the ticket into the Hall of Fame.

written by Samuel Vargo, 14 August 2013
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Bruce Willis claims explosions are the most boring thing about his acting job -

No Bruce, your movies are.

written by Samuel Vargo, 14 August 2013
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Labour Leader Ed Miliband pelted with eggs in campaign visit to south London -

The egg thrower said he was simply 'opportunistic' and now has the opportunity of spending some time in jail.

written by Samuel Vargo, 14 August 2013
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Google says not to expect privacy with emails -

So switch to Yahoo, Outlook, Bluebottle, or another email carrier for any Weinering activity.

written by Samuel Vargo, 14 August 2013
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Cory Booker wins Democrat primary, reveals he groped female, then announces run for NYC Mayor

Corry Booker, Mayor of Newark, announced today that he had groped a female friend, and that put's him in a position to run for New York City Mayor.

written by Moose, 14 August 2013
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Leahy, NSA clash over number of thwarted plots

Leahy says maybe two, NSA say over 10,000.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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White House denounces Egypt crackdown, but little action seen

President asked about his feelings. "I think I never should have used that pitching wedge on the 6th hole."

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Egypt: 'Massive military assault on largely unarmed civilians'

Tear gas, choppers, armored vehicles, bulldozers...Muslim Bros demands Morsi return to power...'Government Thugs Beat Me Up'...Obama hits links.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Stocks Tumble

Yesterday it was rodeo clown with Obama masks tumbling. Today it's the stock.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Old Nemesis Back

Mean pet cat taken down a ball or two, has developed of jumping on crouch during the middle of the night!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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In Case of National Disaster

Good old McDonald's offers new "decaburgers" with ten years shelf life.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Americans Plead for Help from Willie Nelson, Neil Young

We need the biggest fundraiser yet, for those broke and sick after ObamaCare!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Snowden Better Not Come Back To USA

Thousands vow vengeance for revealing their new names, locations.

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Weiner Left Hanging!

After telling favorite antidote, no applause, no whispers, just a low fart heard at the back of the crowd

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New Song Hits Top 100

It's "Proud To Be An American Priest" by Lee Greenwood.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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After Mystery Priest Helps Girl from Wreck, 3 New Shows

Three different cable networks to feature, "Priest By Accident", "Priest Man" and "Priest From Nowhere".

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Several Masons Marked in Arkansas

Idiot Masonic Lodge was actual haunted house last Halloween. Several seeking phychiatrist.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Weiner To Hang In There!

Told by supporters that soon or later, things will perk up!

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Weiner Promises More Sight Seerers!

We'll get actors in their late careers like on the 'Love boat' or 'Murder She Wrote' and pay them to walk around Manhattan. Tourists will be dilled...thrilled.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Weiner Gets Powered Package!

Package contained Anthrax! Weiner celebrates fact that someone thinks he might win election! "Of course, it could be old girlfriend."

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Ugly Boss Finally Retiring

Employees give him a big send-off including fresh baked brownies with pot and laxatives! "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead!"

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Local Man Sued For Theft

A local man was sued in court yesterday for trying to sell the songs he said he had written, "You Ain't Nothing But A Pound Dog", "Free Turd" and "Just Another Cog In The Wheel".

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Oprah Having Swiss Problems

Oprah was shopping in Switzerland and a Swiss clerk refused to show her a $38,000 purse. "Then I'll just take my Billion Dollar Ass somewhere else!"

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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New Cherokee Leader Elected

"Talking Bull" says the great spirits and the usual political malarkey won it for him.

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Oklahoma governor says won't intervene quickly in Cherokee adoption case #2

"I must keep asking myself, "What Would Tony Hillerman do?"

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Mike Tyson Jumps Into New York City Mayoral Race

Shortly after being named "Power Player of the Week" by Fox News's Mike Wallace, Mike Tyson announced that he will be jumping into the New York City Mayoral Race.

written by Moose, 14 August 2013
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Oklahoma governor says won't intervene quickly in Cherokee adoption case

"First we need to go to a sweat lodge and do the traditional ceremonies."

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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President pledges new limits on press

President Obama called Friday for greater control and more oversight of America's extensive press, including newspapers, websites and Costco flyers.

written by Moose, 14 August 2013
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Should men be worried about the 'testicle-eating' pacu fish? #3

The new situation has dogs and cats rolling in the yard with laughter! What goes around comes around", says talking dog.

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Should men be worried about the 'testicle-eating' pacu fish? #2

Might slow the worlds overpopulation explosion a bit.

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Should men be worried about the 'testicle-eating' pacu fish?

I would guess more men than women, except for maybe, Hilary Clinton.

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What Papa John's Doesn't Want You to Know About Their Food

It's Soylent Green isn't it? We're all cannibals! Bet it's the same for all those fast food restaurants! I'm going to be sick! I'm going to be sick!

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2012 Data Confirms Earth In Cooling Trend

Michael Moore to do movie: "Our Children Will Freeze to Death!"

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Zero Attendance for 'Climate Change' Rally

Everybody has become sick to death of Al "Chicken Little" Gore and the fat film maker.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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CIA admits to snooping on Noam Chomsky

Also, Miss America contestants in dressing rooms. Playmates of the Year! Special Swimsuit Edition of Playboy!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Obama Says He's Concentrating on Where to Dump Nuclear Waste

But first have busy schedule looming after vacation, like meeting with 1972 Miami Dolphins, big golf event.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Some Adult Stores Selling Weiner Bobble Heads

But it's the other head that bobbles when you pick it up!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Obama Feasts on Fried Shrimp, Fried Oysters, Onion Rings #2

Kid quickly takes snapshot to place on Facebook!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Obama Feasts on Fried Shrimp, Fried Oysters, Onion Rings

Body Guards get fruit, yogurt cups and orange juice.

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Feds misprint $30 billion in $100 bills; taxpayers foot bill to destroy #3

Fired employees ass pictured on the back on Ben Franklin!

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Feds misprint $30 billion in $100 bills; taxpayers foot bill to destroy.#2

"We forgot and placed Chinese Leader on the front. We knew they will all get to China eventually."

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Feds misprint $30 billion in $100 bills; taxpayers foot bill to destroy.

Most had big smiling Weiner on them!

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Report: Another Child Molester Takes Cyanide Pill After Conviction

"They need to take those BEFORE they molest a child", says psychologist!

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Rand Paul dodges question: 'I'm not a birther'.

"I was found in the cabbage patch by a stork. Hasn't your parents told you anything?"

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NSA: Michelle & Hilary Already Been Told

Former President Clinton loaded down with a huge plate of burgers & fries accidentally bumps into President Obama with full plate of deep fried seafood. "Seems like I've seen you before. Both laugh!"

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Maybe if he'd ordered fries with that?

A Hooters restaurant refuses to serve San Diego's sex-addicted mayor, Bob Filner, fearing he may not have meant chicken when he ordered "a breast and a thigh."

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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After all, there are a lot of sickos in the Golden State

California's Gov. Moonbeam Brown is annoyed at the feds for seizing $2.5 million worth of pot that the cash-strapped state was growing in Topanga State Park for sale for patients' "medical use."

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Anthony Weiner offers "services" to Hillary Clinton

Anthony Weiner seeks a role in Hillary Clinton's likely 2016 presidential campaign. "I can keep Bill busy," he said. "All he needs is a couple photos of his presidential staff, and the rest is easy."

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Calfornia's transgender rights law lets students determine own sex and gender

Gov. "Moonbeam" Brown signed into law a bill that lets students pick their sex and gender based on whether they prefer to pee seated or standing. The law's a favorite topic among stand-up comics.

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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Motor City's cops look after their own

Detroit is bankrupt, but it has spent thousands to identify and communicate its female police officers' bra sizes. Commander Love defended the expenditure: "That sort of information is priceless."

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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Michelle Obama's "poetic" message to America's children

Michelle Obama and her husband's speechwriters are releasing a rap album about eating vegetables. The lyrics are X-rated, and include the chorus, "Doan be fat!/ Eat yo f**kin' spinach, brat!"

written by Gee Pee, 14 August 2013
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San Diego Mayor leaves therapy amid sexual harassment allegations

Look out ladies, Mister Whipple, the squeezer, back on the streets.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Cross Your Fingers

Trained monkeys now wearing space-type suits and pushing buttons at Oak Ridge, Tennessee nuclear facility.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Sneeze Guard Fails

Sneeze Guard no match for hurling 300-pound fifth tripper!

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Ms. Vickie's Health Food Store Gone

Now, "Betty Sue's" Do-Nut Shop" with special polish sausage and egg breakfast sandwiches.

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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Obama Rant Serves Purpose

A right wing rant against the President in the newspaper serves both new puppy from pound and it's owner. "Do your stuff Sparky. Crap on the silly writer! I might just join you."

written by Bureau, 14 August 2013
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