Spoof news snippets from Friday 5 April 2013
Budget supermarkets in bidding war
Lidl and Aldi are in a bidding war over the carcasses of all the dead horses from this years Aintree meeting. Last years went into Findus Burgers.
The truth is finally out.According to Prof. Itchy Witchy carbon dating and DNA probe it is now finally established that Cleopatra was ..a MAN..