Spoof news snippets from Thursday 4 April 2013
The State of Ohio Is Not Happy
The state of Ohio has just announced that it has just passed a law that anyone who is photographed smiling in their police mug shot will be fined $700.
Where Oh Where Is The $700 Million?
The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development announced that it is missing $700 million from the Katrina Fund. Reports are that the money was filtered into a state mosquito spraying account.
Kendra Wilkinson Quits "Splash"
The reality TV show star said that the reason why she refused to dive was because of the "Don't Go Swimming, If You've Eaten Within The Hour" rule.
Ted Nugent Will Be The Opening Act For a 60's Revival Concert of The Mamas and The Papas
Promoters are calling the event Guns and Roses.
Fired Rutger's Basketball Coach May Get A One-Way Ticket
Comedian Zydeco Dupree has said that if ex-Rutgers Coach Mike "The Punk" Rice has so much anger and hostility perhaps he needs to be shipped over to North Korea.
Rubber band threat
Kim Jong Un says he will launch a rubber band attack on the United States if the US doesn't stop sanctions on his country. "I've got a million in my drawer alone" said the young tyrant. He's serious!
Daily Male Headline Shock
We are the VILE result of the Capitalist system