Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 3 April 2013
Sunderland AFC Scouting System Changed
Paolo Di Canio's new club have narrowed their scouting search down to only players with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Sunderland Aryan Football Club
Media brand Di Canio a Fascist
What's the big deal? So the guy likes his fashion
Home Sweet Home
In a recent survey in Bradford, over 91% of illegal immigrants came over here so that they could continue seeing their own doctor.
Police in revolt
Senior British Police are clamping down on low level corruption in the ranks. "No free chocolate bars for hardworking constables" their latest edict read. PCs are throwing bricks at HQ in response.
Government hails success of best ever April Fools 'Bedroom tax' prank
No. 10 Downing Street confirmed in a statement this morning that the controversial new bedroom tax was merely an elaborate prank and cant believe anyone was taken in by it.