Spoof news snippets from Friday 26 April 2013
"Oh, and you don't either?" replied Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama sarcastically when queried about his penchant for gardening fully naked. He is unrattled by any innuendo about his bare skin.
Ethel the Frog
"If only you'd read the instructions!" cried the Chancellor of the Ex-chequer during discussions with the Prime Minister, David Cameron, on how to run Britain's economy. Cameron is still learning.