Spoof news snippets from Thursday 25 April 2013
Where's the point?
Topless Kate pictures: Two charged....presumably under the trades description act?
Theresa May To Suspend UK Murder Law For Thirty Seconds
'This will allow me time to shoot Abu Qatada,' the Home Secretary told Parliament. 'The exact time of suspension will be kept secret to prevent others from treating an inconvenient law with contempt.'