Spoof news snippets from Thursday 18 April 2013
To king or not to king?
When is a king not a king? Ask Willem-Alexander of Holland, he's double Dutch too!
Pitt in trouble
Gendarmes in Paris have arrested Brad Pitt, alleging he throttled a cockrel for the entertainment of passers by. "Man, I'm a star dammit" he exclaimed as he was led away in a Police van. Goodness me!
Pitt's chicken obsession
Actor Brad Pitt has confessed that he eats fried chicken when he is showering himself. "I goddamn love it man" he said before stripping off and having another chicken shower right there and then.
Man finally charged
Hounslow police have arrested a Brixton man after a 274 day operation in which they contrived to charge him with being a "no hoper" in the absence of any suitable law he had transgressed. Alright!!!!
Prime Minister's Wife Samantha Declared Winner!
First prize in 'best hat' worn by women attending yesterday's funeral service for Baroness Thatcher at St Paul's Cathedral has been won by Samantha Cameron for her back to front black baseball cap.