Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 17 April 2013
Congress Admits It Knows Nothing
In a rare admission, Congressional leaders held a special session to address their own incompetence on every subject and admitted they knew very little, if anything, about anything.
Thatcher's funeral only cost a million pounds
The rest was Tony Blair's appearance fee
The Doctor delivered me 55 years ago today
I can't believe I've survived so long without a liver.
Tesco blames losses on its ridiculously big stores.
Tesco has confirmed its first fall in annual profits for 20 years and blames it on the 340 ridiculously big stores
they have opened accoss the uk.
Souvenir stakes and garlic wristbands are available from the St Pauls gift shop.....just in case.
ATOS asses Thatcher "Fit to Work"
The former PM will be forced to go back into the Lords the day after her funeral. A spokesman said "No one will notice another rotting corpse in there."