Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 16 April 2013
Jackboot thwarts North Korean nuclear launch!
At last we can thank Hitler for something, his jackboots, that have thwarted the North Korean nuclear launch by spiking the barrel; non-smoking!
Better Safe Than Sorry!
So as not to run the risk of waking the dead the chimes of Big Ben will fall silent for Lady Thatcher's funeral in London tomorrow.
Ugly man arrested
A Birmingham man has been arrested for being "way too ugly" in his facial appearance. A Police spokesman said that grotesque members of the public should be barred from appearing in civil places. Oh!!
Union leaders have called for Big Ben to strike
...during the funeral of Baroness Thatcher