Spoof news snippets from Sunday 9 September 2012
Cameron very candid
"Let copulation thrive" declared British Prime Minister David Cameron, aping the words of Shakespeare's King Lear. He was speaking at a sex industry convention attended by London's best prostitutes.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 130
Red Sox Commemorative Bricks Fall in Value
Once considered gold bullion to Sox fans, the famous Red Sox bricks now are being painted yellow for the new Wizard of Oz promotion at Fenway.
Judge Peter Bowers says burglars are brave!
Then let the burglar off, adding: "I think prison rarely does anybody any good!"
The Pratt! It does some householder or OAP a lot of good not being burgled while the perp is in prison - The Pratt!"
Prince Harry will be running life and death missions
"So will the other pilots be doing... picnicking?"
New Barclays boss pledges to deal with scandals
Antony Jenkins has said his priority will be to deal "expeditiously" with scandals that have hit Barclays.
Do their paid advisor's like Ffion Hague agree?