Spoof news snippets from Saturday 8 September 2012
Moldova 0 England 5
Moldova rolled over by England!
Rooney congratulates the young England players!
He then returned to sucking his Napoleon brandy flavoured dummy!
Now see this
Bumper sticker seen recently: Osama bin Laden is dead and Regis Philbin is alive. God help us!!
MP's expenses down from £98 to £89 last year!
Sir Ian Kennedy: "The scandal is behind us. We have overhauled the system and the expenses scandal is clearly history. MPs are keeping to the rules"
"Rules that allow an average claim of £163,293?"
Most recent jobs report contradicts last week's jobs report, to be contradicted next week
This week's jobs report states that jobs were created at a snail's pace. This news stands in direct contrast to last week's jobs report which stated that jobs were falling from the sky. And next week?
Prince Harry back in Afghanistan to fly choppers bare-assed
Prince Henry has returned to Afghanistan where he's expected to fly Apache helicopters in dangerous missions. The danger level will be raised several notches as the Prince will only fly knicker-less.