Spoof news snippets from Sunday 30 September 2012
Arnold Schwarzenegger speaks of affair with maid.
'It was the stupidest thing I've done..."
Funny - I thought he was talking about the film 'Jingle All The Way' he made in 1996...
Nick Clegg shocked to find someone likes him
Ian Hislop has said that he is a big fan of Nick Clegg's. "With out him I'd have nothing to poke fun at on Have I got News for you."
Romney on the attack
In a desparte attempt to cut into Obama's lead, Romney said today that 52% of Americans prefer Ginger, over Mariann in the old t.v. series Gilligan's Island and that weakens the Nation
Greek Waiter Becomes National Hero When He Protects Protesters
Business sucks. The guy hasn't been able to insult anyone all week.