Spoof news snippets from Saturday 29 September 2012
Lorry Loses Hair in Halifax
A lorry passing under a low bridge in Halifax this morning shed its load of human hair of various colours, bound for a wig factory. Police are combing the area ascertain whether the load was secure.
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Men join rush for £40 million job to 'convert lesbian'
If you don't see any snippets from me for the next fortnight, you'll know why.
Maths teacher arrested for child abduction
30 year old teacher arrested after being 'on the run' with 15 year old pupil in France for a week.
"We were just looking for Madelaine McCann" he told the French gendarmerie.
Maths teacher and pupil found in France
"It was just extra tuition" he claimed.
Now doing the math, looking at a ten year stretch.