Spoof news snippets from Friday 28 September 2012
ere... You're Nicked!
A cardboard policeman, used to deter shoplifters has been stolen from a Sainsbury's in Barnsley. He was found by a member of the public who remarked that he looked a bit board.
The US cannot stop Canadian cheese smuggling!
US customs authorities just cannot stamp out Canadian cheese smuggling because their northern border resembles the Swiss one; holey Camembert!