Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 26 September 2012
The Height of Hypocrisy
For Andrew Mitchell MP to call the police "f***ing plebs" must reach the pinnacle of hypocrisy! Either that or he is not got a mirror.
Spies Like US
This thing on the Middle East is like the movie Drive In "Why don't you have a PEPSI?
La Spoofadora ?
Like the Blow Hole"La Poofador,"in Baja California, Mexico reminds me of Madonna's comment about our American Presidents stand on Iran's president "Camel Manure," as a joke like Horse Manure our HS ?
US Adminstration Looks At Iran For TP?
Since the 1974 Oil Embargo when the Ayatola forced out the Shaw and all those lines at the pumps?We now face the same problems here as we line up for the outhouse a new ride at Disneyland as Fantasia?
Madonna Calls Obama's Muslim Comment Ironic ?
Madonna Calls Obama's Muslim Comment"Ironic?"Well I call Madonna's Obama Comment"Moronic?"I guess isn't much for her worshipfulness since her "Imaculent Conception,"Material Girl World,went to GaGa?
To spoof or not to spoof?
To Spoof or not to Spoof that is the question? As an Aspiring young Spoofster junior jurnalist one must remember that to Spoof you really don't need PROOF as this is satire that makes the bacon?
Men's DNA in Women's Brains Could Prevent Alzheimer's
Scientists suggest that women who have sons are far less likely to develop Alzheimer's disease because they have male DNA in their brains. A study of Elton John's mum is inconclusive.
Mitt Romney "sucks"! Open windows in aeroplanes!
If Mitt Romney wins the election he has vowed to have open windows installed in the Presidential plane; What a "Sucker!"
Huffington Post launches in Italy
I'm looking forward to the bunga bunga party coverage.
Cat Goes Missing In Germany, Ends Up In Scotland
Even animals will travel for a deep fried mars bar.
Redknapp installed as Favorite for Canterbury job
Having missed out on the England Managers job Harry Redknapp is now the 10-1 on favorite to land the job of Archbishop of Canterbury and lead the Church of England.
Ready meal manufacturers change their packaging
Manufacturers of microwavable ready meals are changing the instructions on the packaging after one consumer followed the instruction to pierce the lid, and the earring stud made the microwave explode.
Android Table 16-pack
Android tablets are now available for bulk buy.
"Tablets can now be bought in blister packs of 16," said Anne Droyed of Android App Weekly
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