Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 25 September 2012
Nick Clegg student fees apology goes viral
Now he's a POKE as well as a joke.
Bank robber discount
Discount clothes store Prickmark is offering a 70% discount on
balaclava helmets marked ROBBER across the forehead in a scheme with the Police authority to make bank robbers easier to spot on CCTV.
New Japanese/Taiwanese theme park to open: Senkaku Islands
A Japanese and Taiwanese capitalist is seizing the moment created by tensions between the two nations over island disputes. "Naval ships will fire water at each other while kids ride between them!"
New Mobile to knock iPhone off top spot
Little known UK mobile phone producer Lundy Island Mobile have launched a new model that looks like a couple of house bricks and has gone down a storm with car dealers .( courtesy of Lundy News 1982)
Ahmadinejad making friends at U.N.: "Let's party like it's 1979!"
Iran's President Ahmadinejad dropped a big hint that he was one of the Iranian students who held 52 Americans for 444 days in 1978-79. "I like bell-bottoms--reminds me of blindfolding Americans."
Cameron to exit politics
UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, will resign from office effective as of noon tomorrow, following a plan to ultimately win TV entertainment search Britain's Got Talent. Cameron will sing and dance.
Ghost sprung shopping
The Ghost of Xmas Past has been spotted shopping at Selfridges department store. When does Christmas shopping start and finish? We asked the Ghost but he was too busy quaffing on the free booze there.