Spoof news snippets from Saturday 22 September 2012
Spoof Snippet goes missing!
A recently written snippet disappeared today. Investigators believe it was not funny enough and was deleted by the writer.
Googlemail becomes GMail
With the news the Google's email is become Gmail, industry watchers are wondering what happened to fmail.
Jesus' Wife's Name Discovered
A new Coptic papyrus has just been unearthed naming Jeus' wife. It's Priscilla.
Helen Mirren face transplant for Queen
In an unusual move Her Majesty has legally purchased the the classic profile of beloved actress Helen Mirren. In a press release Mirren expressed excitement at resurrecting such a popular role.
Oral sextape scandal hits Royal couple. Chief Whip resigns
The now famous Royal Lug Nut Tapes have been traced back to Conservative party head quarters. The Right Honorable Simian Rench'Fister publicly defends the Chief Whip, and his right to a cycle path.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 136
A Political Comedy Act
David Letterman hosted President Obama on his late night TV show, but Vice President Biden couldn't make it. Too bad that Moe, Larry and Curly were not on camera all together!
McDonald's Posts Calorie Content
LONE RANGER: A Large McDonald's Vanilla McCafe Shake has 820 calories. TONTO: Kimosabe, the patrons who drink them already know without the government being the food police!
Obama's New Alphabet Soup
President Obama has changed the function of the Consumer Protection Bureau (CPB) to the Continuously Ping on Bush, Back Peddle on Blunders & Take Credit for Everything Bureau (CPBBPBTCEB)!
Get Your Story Straight President Pinocchio
President Obama is misleading the American people about a spontaneous protest to an anti-Islam video vice a radical Islamic terrorist group causing the deadly attack on the US Consulate in Libya.
Lame Ducks, All
The 112th US Congress adjourns this week until after the general election, doing nothing for almost two years. The motto for this Congress should be veni, vidi, nil (I came, I saw, I did nothing)!
The Pinocchio Award Goes To
The Obama administration indicated the riots in Libya and killing of US embassy personnel were due to a year-old Internet video. President Obama has now acknowledged the attack as a "terrorist" act!
Debt Does Matter President Obama
US towns/cities debate whether to build bridges & roads that cost $15 million. Yet the Obama administration racks up yearly budget deficits of $1 trillion & has added $6 trillion to the national debt!
Have You Noticed
Whenever a project to help US citizens (TX road, NV water project, AK oil drilling) is undertaken environmentalist groups show up to put cockroaches, rodents & weeds on the endangered species list!
Obama's Wealth Redistribution Simplified
You work your ass off to buy an 80" flat panel TV to watch football. According to Pres. Obama you can only have a 40" flat panel TV, as the bum who sits on his ass has to have a 40" flat panel TV too!
Obama Administration Policies
LONE RANGER: The Obama administration policies are like an old western town movie set. TONTO: Yes the fronts of the houses/shops look real, but there is no substance behind the façade!
The biggest reason to not reelect President Obama to a second term is that Americans have lost faith that the Obama administration is always truthful!