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Romney's 47% comment checks out--if you count babies

Those who jumped on Romney for comments about 47% of Americans not paying taxes are left with pie on their face. It seems Romney was also including infants as those expecting food and health care.

written by Lyndon, 19 September 2012
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Student couldn't care less if called Mike or Michael

LANGHORNE, PA--Neshaminy High School sophomore Michael Bellamy didn't really care if his English teacher Mr. Comeau called him Mike or Michael, but chose Mike because it has fewer syllables.

written by rvler9201, 19 September 2012
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"Jesus would probably have tweeted"

The Archbishop of Canterbury imagines a day in the life of famous people for Radio 4.
I always had Jesus down as a Myspace type of guy.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Mitt Romney in shock gaffe at fundraiser

Controversial video captures Mitt Romney saying that 47 percent of Americans 'believe that they are victims'.

Do they have a National Accident Helpline in America? COuld be popular...

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Screen Hires 'Cinema Ninjas' To Shh Film-Goers

Its good to see the Olympic Games-makers get re-employed.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Obama tells voters rally: I'm just like Jay-Z

I see he's aiming for the hip-hop R'n'B vote.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Mancini criticizes Joe Hart for blaming team after Madrid defeat

Madrid score twice in last four minutes to win 3-2 and Hart blames his teammates for defeat before Mancini slapped him down.
God forbid a player should speak honestly in an after match interview!

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Nick Clegg says 'sorry' for Student fees u-turn

The Sun newspaper last week, Cleggy this week.

Do we now qualify for a David Cameron apology for something, on a buy two get one free deal?

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Jesus had a missus!

A 4th century piece of tattered papyrus has confirmed the fact that Jesus had a missus, But no eye witnesses were around because even in those days people didn't live for 4 hundred years!

written by Jaggedone, 19 September 2012
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C4 News give Kelvin MacKenzie foot in the door treatment over Hillsborough

Unfortunately the foot of Alex Thomson wasn't as big as Kelvins mouth.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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MP: Only 2% of national press sports coverage on women

Only 2% of articles & 1% of images in the sports pages of national newspapers are devoted to women's sport, according to a Labour MP.
And 90% of those images were Daily Star and Daily Sport.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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12-Year-Old Writes 'Strongly-Worded' Letter To Romney

Romney hasn't read it yet, as its in the '47%' pile.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Linday Lohan Arrested After Fleeing Scene Of Accident

Her latest movie, or just her life in general?

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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French Magazine Publishes Mohammad Cartoons

Been a busy week for the French magazine world and contentious photo's and cartoons.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Fully clothed Royal picture goes viral!

Pictures of a fully clothed Camilla printed around the world. Thank god the paparazzi disappeared before she got her kit off.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Farmworker arrested for 'sex with miniature donkey'

The farm owner found them in the photocopier room after an office party.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Closer magazine use long lens to get pics of Kate

Ironic.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Lady Gaga smokes spliff on stage in Amsterdam

You know, for 'medical reasons'...

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Emma date was a loo-ser

Emma Willis, presenter of Big Brothers Bit on The Side once hid in a toilet on a bad date.
I always wondered where she went.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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New Mitt Romney tape comment.

In more from his fundraiser speech the GOP candidate says "People who pay tax deserve nothing, if they aren't smart enough to use the Cayman Islands to avoid it then they shouldn't be allowed to vote"

written by John_L, 19 September 2012
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IT Girl Alexa Chung flirts with 1D's Harry Styles

No more Monkey business for Alexa (*) - Is it now Chung Direction?

* She used to date the leader singer of the Arctic Monkeys.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Mitt Romney support drops in latest poll

By approximately 47%

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Romney gaffe shocks America

"Who lets the poor vote?"

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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TOWIE (*) star says 'film' is going to happen

Well it was always more likely than one of them writing a book (with you know, actual words in)

* TOWIE = The Only Way Is Essex

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Downton Abbey returns to ITV

Inbetween the extended advert breaks, apparently.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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International Talk Like a Pirate Day

"Wanna buy a dodgy DVD?"

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Rupert Everett lets slip on This Morning

Presenters Holly Willabooby and Phil Schofield aghast as Everett mentions 'hand jobs' on the 10.30am programme.
It was a bit early, this sort of thing is more suited to Loose Women at 12.30pm

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Royal Family to boycott 'French Connection' clothes

It's a bit late for British Home Stores, but good news for Marks and Spencer.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Jake Humphrey Leaves the BBC to join BT Vision

Jake wants to get a leg up for his career.

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Homeless 'X Factor' Contestant 'Missing'

Have they looked underneath the bridge?

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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X Factor hopeful quits

Tammy Cartwright leaves to look after drug-addicted brother.

Its a shame, she had a great back-story...

written by radiogagger, 19 September 2012
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Don't run out of money in your retirement

The NHS has now produced a pill that will prevent people from running out of money after they have retired. "It's 300mg of Arsenic," said a spokesman. "One to be taken on your 65th birthday."

written by IainB, 19 September 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 134

"How to Cure Scratching"

by

Ivan Awfulich

written by IN SEINE, 19 September 2012
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Morgan Freeman death hoax on Facebook!

After a Facebook page announcing the 75-year-old actor's demise amassed more than 842,000 "likes"...

"How sickening!"

written by Inchcock, 19 September 2012
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Voting Intentions Poll Results for 19.10.12

Labour 43% to 44%
Conservatives 31% to 34%
Lib-Dems 8% to 9%
UKIP 9% to 7%
Other 8% to 6%

If Labour can't get more than a 10point lead now, after the recent shenanigans... will they ever?

written by Inchcock, 19 September 2012
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4,600 hardcore criminals let off by cops in year

They got away with just police cautions or warnings.

1/3rd of all offenders now have at least 15 previous convictions, but they get lenient punishments.

"Hang em!"

written by Inchcock, 19 September 2012
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