Spoof news snippets from Sunday 16 September 2012
Toxic Cloud Moves from Fenway to Gillette Stadium
Patriot QB Tom Brady denied, after losing to the Arizona Cardinals, that he and Wes Welker were eating chicken wings in the clubhouse before the game.
Duke & Duchess of Cambridge 'Want to do a serious job'
There's a few million proletariat citizens that would like that too!
But they have no choice in the matter, and no rich Mummy and Daddy either!
"Just thought I'd mention it like!"
Man arrested after shooting himself in genitals!
The 36-year-old claimed that after finding the fire-arm, he planned to sell it on. But, as he checked that the gun worked, the bungling lad managed to shoot himself in his family jewels.... Ooooh!
The Answer is: "I choose you, Pikachu!"
The question is: What should you yell into the phone the next time a pollster calls?