Spoof news snippets from Friday 14 September 2012
Kate goes topless for charity!
The Duchess of Cambridge went topless for charity but didn't really mean to because Willy saw the photos and thought there's not a lot to see; OOPS! Divorce proceedings could commence soon!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 132
Our 'Enry to make post-mortal comeback
Inspired by Ricky 'The Hitman' Hatton announcing his return to the ring, British boxing legend Henry Cooper is to return from the grave to face deadbeat Audley Harrison in a bout at Old Trafford.
The government today made it easier for bosses to sack people with out reason
The Public are demanding the right to sack the government with very good reason.
French Gendarmerie look into naked royal photos
Inspector Clouseau to inspect Closer magazine.
US embassy stormed in Yemen
The Yemenies giving it to ya man.
French magazine print topless pics of Kate Middleton
Who knew that Harry even owned a long lens! - (No word yet on the spoof front page of Pippa's arse)
Naked Royals exposed again!
First Harry, now Kate, whose next?
William, Camilla, Charles, Phillip?
Perhaps the paparazzi should quit while they're ahead!
Kate 'saddened' by topless pictures
She should never have had that box of donuts last week...
Topless pictures of Kate Published in France
The Duchess of Cambridge is said to be devastated that photos published in a French magazine show her with out the wig she wears to hide her alopecia
Soldiers to step in if Unions stage big strike!
The Government is holding talks with the military on the issue.
"Great idea, bring em back from getting killed in Afghanistan, I'm all for that!"
Kate & Wills want two children!
Prince William is desperate to be a dad and he wants two kids, he revealed.
"My neighbour says they can have two of hers - she can't afford to keep them, she's working!"
Rolf Harris joins Channel 5 Vet series
"I hope they "Tie his Kangaroo down Sport..."
Cross-dresser hurls plate at cafe customer!
Who complained his testicles were on show under skimpy outfit.
What was he having I wonder? Meat and two veg?